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Confessions
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(January 13, 2016 at 3:22 am)Evie Wrote:
(January 12, 2016 at 10:01 pm)Losty Wrote: I always shy away from wanting it but I have my doubts as to the accuracy of any percentage of women dying as a result of oral sex.

It's the same as it is for men (or basically the same): extremely extremely rare, and it can't be done by accident unless the person giving it has no idea how oral sex is supposed to be given.

Gives new meaning to the term 'blowjob' doesn't it?
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(January 13, 2016 at 10:58 am)MTL Wrote:
(January 13, 2016 at 3:22 am)Evie Wrote: It's the same as it is for men (or basically the same): extremely extremely rare, and it can't be done by accident unless the person giving it has no idea how oral sex is supposed to be given.

Gives new meaning to the term 'blowjob' doesn't it?

I had a buddy in high school whose first girlfriend had a literal take on the blowjob. Of course, he was a complete bastard for telling us about it, but it made for good locker room laughs.
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(January 13, 2016 at 10:58 am)MTL Wrote:
(January 13, 2016 at 3:22 am)Evie Wrote: It's the same as it is for men (or basically the same): extremely extremely rare, and it can't be done by accident unless the person giving it has no idea how oral sex is supposed to be given.

Gives new meaning to the term 'blowjob' doesn't it?

Yup!

So apparently an extremely small fraction of a percentage of less men would die (probably about 4 men have died from it ever actually lol) if it was instead called a "suck job".

I've only ever heard Robert Webb refer to it as a "suck job."

He was voted 88th sexiest man in the world years back by the way:

[Image: robert-webb-006.jpg]

Dunno if that does anything for anyone I'm not good at judging male attractiveness at all.
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I confess that I often contemplate ways to bribe certain members to commit banable offenses...
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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I confess that tentacle porn doesn't do a thing for me.
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I confess that pentacle norn doesn't do a thing for me. Because there's no such thing as a "pentacle norn".
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I confess that imma have another beer and some weed.
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When my kids aren't looking, I eat the toppings off my pizza and throw the rest away
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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hahaha
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I confess I stole a cookie from my ex mother in law's home when picking up my son. I'm pretty sure nobody noticed.
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