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Would you have a relationship with a member of your immediate family?
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RE: Would you have a relationship with a member of your immediate family?
August 12, 2016 at 6:21 am
(August 12, 2016 at 4:41 am)Atheist_BG Wrote: Off I would. Actually that is the only reason I would have a clone. Who wouldn't want to be able to make a blowjob to themselves? A copy of oneself is the perfect opportunity. Big Grin

Let's be honest, that's the only reason cloning is ever going to be developed at all. If you've got an invention that you want to make the next big thing, work out a way for someone to fuck it.
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August 12, 2016 at 6:36 am
(August 12, 2016 at 6:11 am)Excited Penguin Wrote:
(August 12, 2016 at 6:02 am)Losty Wrote: Not if I got to it first! Tongue

ROFLOL

Ooooh.. Ok.

Just being silly. It happens when I don't sleep Tongue
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August 12, 2016 at 6:37 am
(August 12, 2016 at 6:15 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
(August 12, 2016 at 6:02 am)Losty Wrote: Not if I got to it first! Tongue

ROFLOL

Can I watch?

I know you'd be murdering a penguin an' all.... and penguin-murdering isn't sexy.

But... Losty is sexy in any context Big Grin

I didn't say I would murder it. I just said he wouldn't murder it if I got to it first.
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August 12, 2016 at 6:38 am
(August 12, 2016 at 6:18 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(August 12, 2016 at 4:35 am)Losty Wrote: More important question is would you have sex with yourself? If you had a clone.

My answer, hells yes

Me too, in a heartbeat.

Don't know about my own clone, though.

Maybe both of us at the same time
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August 12, 2016 at 6:40 am
(August 12, 2016 at 6:37 am)Losty Wrote:
(August 12, 2016 at 6:15 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Can I watch?

I know you'd be murdering a penguin an' all.... and penguin-murdering isn't sexy.

But... Losty is sexy in any context Big Grin

I didn't say I would murder it. I just said he wouldn't murder it if I got to it first.
Yeah, I got that after a while.
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August 12, 2016 at 6:41 am
(August 12, 2016 at 6:38 am)Losty Wrote:
(August 12, 2016 at 6:18 am)Stimbo Wrote: Me too, in a heartbeat.

Don't know about my own clone, though.

Maybe both of us at the same time

Now I'm strangely wide awake...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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August 12, 2016 at 6:47 am
(August 12, 2016 at 6:37 am)Losty Wrote:
(August 12, 2016 at 6:15 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Can I watch?

I know you'd be murdering a penguin an' all.... and penguin-murdering isn't sexy.

But... Losty is sexy in any context Big Grin

I didn't say I would murder it. I just said he wouldn't murder it if I got to it first.

Good point!
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August 12, 2016 at 7:00 am
(August 12, 2016 at 6:47 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
(August 12, 2016 at 6:37 am)Losty Wrote: I didn't say I would murder it. I just said he wouldn't murder it if I got to it first.

Good point!

Kittencornz don't murder anyways. That was the real Gustaf's job T_T
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August 12, 2016 at 7:06 am
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August 12, 2016 at 7:16 am
(August 12, 2016 at 4:35 am)Losty Wrote: Well if someone in my family was really sexy then no I wouldn't have sex with hypothetical sex aunt or whatever.

More important question is would you have sex with yourself? If you had a clone.

My answer, hells yes

God damn, no way! Get it away from me Panic
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