Because I'm selfish. Also facing my fears. Not really. Don't say anything mean. Well, ok. Ok, besides selfish I'm indecisive.
Most of you don't know much about me, because most of you are smart and post in the smarty pant threads. I stick to off topic, because yes. If you have nothing to say, or only mean things to say, then focus on Bill Maher. Praise him. If you have nothing to say about Bill Maher, either, then speak well of my brother, Rob. Everyone has nice things to say about Rob.
If you have nothing nice to say about Rob, go away. I don't need that kind of people in my life.  

In return for acknowledging my existence, I'll acknowledge yours. Sometimes I'm considerate like that.

Don't forget about my swag.

Me first because turtley mayotastic mayofication of sex.

Lol I got it backwards!

I guess I'm such a narcissist I didn't notice this thread wasn't about me.

You're fucking awesome and charismatic and sexy and delicious and intelligent and funny and beautiful and enthusiastic and uplifting and mysterious and empathetic and intuitive and one of my best friends.

For starters.

You're also swagtastic. I coined that. I hope it is worthy.

Oooooh, hammy! Ok. I'll acknowledge you back. You're such a good friend to me. You have been there for me in some of my most difficult days. I appreciate you very much and you are also one of my best friends. Our little best friend group is adorable and heart warming.
Oh wait... I take it back. I'm selfish, remember? Good reply, and um... Kewl stuff.  

Ooh awesome! Be nice to my sis or I'll be round with my chainsaw Not that I could believe any sane person would have a bad word to say about you. Thank you for the very kind mention

(Strap in folks, this is going to be gushing. Buts it's all true.)

You're absolutely amazing! I can't begin to say how lucky I feel to have met you at all, let alone be your bestie It's such an honour!

You're one of kindest, most caring considerate people I've ever met. No doubt about it. You've taken the very best care of me since the minute we became friends You have a heart so big I don't know how you fit it in!

You're very intelligent, endearing, and I adore your sense of humour. You always surprise me with new and outrageous jokes I love how you make me feel so relaxed, I can totally be myself without ever having to censor myself.

We have an incredible bond that I can't even put into words, and it's one I couldn't ever bear to lose. No one will ever come between us, as long as I have a say in it. I feel we really get each other, and you've been so amazingly supportive through all my dark times.

You're beautiful and sexy (that's the highly edited PG version ), but most importantly, you're a beautiful person.

Te quiero mucho bestie. My long lost sis

Awwww. So adorable!

(August 20, 2016 at 4:37 pm)robvalue Wrote: Ooh awesome! Be nice to my sis or I'll be round with my chainsaw Not that I could believe any sane person would have a bad word to say about you. Thank you for the very kind mention

(Strap in folks, this is going to be gushing. Buts it's all true.)

You're absolutely amazing! I can't begin to say how lucky I feel to have met you at all, let alone be your bestie It's such an honour!

You're one of kindest, most caring considerate people I've ever met. No doubt about it. You've taken the very best care of me since the minute we became friends You have a heart so big I don't know how you fit it in!

You're very intelligent, endearing, and I adore your sense of humour. You always surprise me with new and outrageous jokes I love how you make me feel so relaxed, I can totally be myself without ever having to censor myself.

We have an incredible bond that I can't even put into words, and it's one I couldn't ever bear to lose. No one will ever come between us, as long as I have a say in it. I feel we really get each other, and you've been so amazingly supportive through all my dark times.

You're beautiful and sexy (that's the highly edited PG version ), but most importantly, you're a beautiful person.

Te quiero mucho bestie. My long lost sis

This made my robot eyes leak! Sooooooooo sweet!
I take care of you as much as you take care of me. It has been an honor. I'm so proud of being your friend and being in your life. You even gave me a friend in Emma, and that is something I treasure. I have the smartest, funniest, sweetest, most caring best friend in the world. I was really missing out before you walked into my life. (Skype teddy hug)

Ahem! Back to selfish mode. Wuddup.

I think Bill Maher is a cool guy.