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Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
#61
RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
(October 8, 2016 at 10:51 am)Thena323 Wrote: Hello, Mr./Ms. Borg. I can now see that you're actually Eastern Orthodox in your religious views.

If you don't my asking, where are you from?

1) First comes the humor:

Quote:Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover

(beautiful song "Down Under")

2) thank you for asking. This is the private information, I see no point in discussing my personality. If you'd like, please write in private.
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#62
RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
(October 8, 2016 at 10:49 am)theBorg Wrote:
(October 8, 2016 at 8:24 am)robvalue Wrote: You don't believe in this "one true God" piece of algae that happened to be around first. You believe in a god who turned into a guy, walked around molesting lepers, then nailed himself to a piece of wood so he could change his mind. The gulf between these two is insurpassable, even if you managed to establish that the algae is God by equivocation fallacies.

As a bonus point, I don't give a flying toss about the algae or the self-nailing guy.

Our sinful nature can not be healed by plain forgiveness. Therefore, we need to eat and drink the Godman Jesus Christ.

I see. God doesn't have the power to forgive and heal directly. He has to sacrifice an avatar of himself first. It's weird, I can do it just fine. If someone does something annoying to me then apologises, I forgive them. I don't torture them.

Just another way in which I'm More Powerful And Moral Than God™.
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#63
RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
(October 8, 2016 at 11:24 pm)theBorg Wrote:
(October 8, 2016 at 10:51 am)Thena323 Wrote: Hello, Mr./Ms. Borg. I can now see that you're actually Eastern Orthodox in your religious views.

If you don't my asking, where are you from?

2) thank you for asking. This is the private information, I see no point in discussing my personality. If you'd like, please write in private.

Well, all I asked you was where you're from.

I appreciate your answering my "inappropriate" question, though. 
Thanks?
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So, who are the timecops as you present them in the OP? True God or his emissaries?
Both?

Please clarify.
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#64
RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
(October 9, 2016 at 12:10 am)Thena323 Wrote:
(October 8, 2016 at 11:24 pm)theBorg Wrote: 2) thank you for asking. This is the private information, I see no point in discussing my personality. If you'd like, please write in private.

Well, all I asked you was where you're from.

I appreciate your answering my "inappropriate" question, though. 
Thanks?
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So, who are the timecops as you present them in the OP? True God or his emissaries?
Both?

Please clarify.

I would talk about the personality and the True God's talents for centuries; but, sadly, I have attracted the moderators' close attention. Therefore, please talk in private.
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#65
RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
Certainly your godling has the power to smite these mods with great anger and furious vengeance!

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#66
RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
You'd think so, wouldn't you? But nah. He has no power here. Or anywhere else, but particularly here. He's never brought a single Christian back from ban-death. And he lets us mercilessly mock his stupid ass.

Not that we would ever ban someone because they are Christian, of course. We ban them because they broke the rules.
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#67
RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
Borg is Borg. "the" in front of Borg rather logically illustrates theBorg as a fake.
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#68
RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
(October 9, 2016 at 12:32 am)theBorg Wrote:
(October 9, 2016 at 12:10 am)Thena323 Wrote: Well, all I asked you was where you're from.

I appreciate your answering my "inappropriate" question, though. 
Thanks?
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So, who are the timecops as you present them in the OP? True God or his emissaries?
Both?

Please clarify.

I would talk about the personality and the True God's talents for centuries

I honestly cannot think of a more boring way to spend a few centuries. You could spend that time getting laid, man.
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#69
RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
(October 9, 2016 at 12:32 am)theBorg Wrote: I would talk about the personality and the True God's talents for centuries; but, sadly, I have attracted the moderators' close attention. Therefore, please talk in private.

No...it's alright. You're allowed to discuss subject matter pertaining to the OP, in the open forum.
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RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
What's he on about anyway?
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