(July 14, 2014 at 7:53 pm)Losty Wrote:

(July 14, 2014 at 7:46 pm)Insanity Wrote: Like 4,500-5,000 I would guesstimate

That's not nearly enough. I might be willing to kill someone I didn't like but it'd take a lot more money than that.


Does anyone remember the movie where the married couple decide to sell one night with the wife for a lot of money? I swear that was a movie.

(July 14, 2014 at 8:01 pm)ShaMan Wrote:

(July 14, 2014 at 7:53 pm)Losty Wrote: Does anyone remember the movie where the married couple decide to sell one night with the wife for a lot of money? I swear that was a movie.

A very sad movie indeed.

(July 17, 2014 at 5:00 pm)Whateverist Wrote:

(July 17, 2014 at 4:50 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Many years ago, my ex and I used to explore lava tubes down in the central Oregon area.  One time, we camped out on a sandy cave floor almost a mile from the entrance.  It was super spooky to wake up in the pitch black, having *no* idea what time it was, whether it was day or night...  you get the idea.  Neither of us slept real well.

I did that once in Santa Cruz.  There is a cave that goes by many names (Beelzebub's Bunghole being the one my buddies and I used).  Once I'd made arrangements to explore this one again with a friend on a Saturday and also had an invite to a party on the UC campus the Friday night before.  Suffice to say I didn't get lucky enough to have another alternative so I spent the night in the cave.  In one of the larger rooms there was a raised platform just large enough to sit up in, but off to the side of anyone's conceivable pathway.  Slept just fine. Wouldn't do it now for multiple reasons.

(July 17, 2014 at 9:28 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I once mistreated and misused a girl I very much love(d).  
Te amo porque en mis mil y una noches de ensueño,
jamás contigo yo soñé.

(July 18, 2014 at 12:48 am)Rhythm Wrote:

(July 17, 2014 at 10:14 pm)Blackout Wrote: With that sentence it's reasonable to assume you misused her.

yep, young love...and lifelong regret..lol.  

For those interested, here's the rest

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Te amo porque en mis mil y una noches de ensueño,
jamás contigo yo soñé.
Yo miraba las sendas que venían lejos,
pero a ti nunca esperé.
Te he sentido de pronto volando

por mi espíritu en ardua y rápida aviación.
Que bella me pareces por allá arriba,

lejos del siempre idiota corazón!
Amame así, volando por encima de todo,

y solo para descansar aterriza en mis brazos,

como el ave en la rama, y vuelve otra vez a volar.
no seas de las románticas que en al amor me encendieron.
Cuando tu escales mi mansión, entra tan lentamente,

que al entrar no te ladre el perro de mi corazón
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(Roughly)
I love you, because in my thousand and one nights of dreams,
I Never once dreamed of you.
I looked down paths that traveled from afar,
but it was never you I expected.
Suddenly I've felt you flying through my soul
in quick , lofty flight,
and how beautiful you seem way up there, far
from my always idiot heart!
Love me that way, flying over everything.
And, like the bird on its branch, land in my arms
only to rest,
then fly off again.
Be not like the romantic one who,
In love, set me on fire.
When you climb up my mansion,
enter so lightly, that as you enter
the dog of my heart will not bark.

Luis Lloréns Torres - Love Without Love

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LOL, Amalynne reminded me of someone hakes fist:

(October 11, 2016 at 12:41 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: My husband has a kinky fetish that he told me about 1 1/2 years into our relationship. Now that we are married I fully participate in them with him.

And no, it has nothing to do with poop or anuses.

(October 11, 2016 at 4:19 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:

(October 11, 2016 at 12:41 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: My husband has a kinky fetish that he told me about 1 1/2 years into our relationship. Now that we are married I fully participate in them with him.

And no, it has nothing to do with poop or anuses.

Having managed an adult video store for six years, I'm comfortable saying that what is kinky is normal. My customers were your neighbors, your grocers, your waiters, your lawyers, your insurance adjusters.

You just didn't know that about them. We all have our buttons, and damned if we don't like them pushed on occasion.

(February 12, 2015 at 4:06 am)robvalue Wrote: Confession: I have extremely frequent violent fantasies involving random strangers and especially children, such as busting into a school yard and killing as many kids as I can before I'm apprehended.

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(I hope I don't need to add that they are entirely fanciful and I don't have urges to control.)

It's weird, I wonder where it comes from. Some sort of leftover cave man thing or something.

(July 14, 2014 at 6:26 am)Losty Wrote: Tell me all your secrets. No really they're safe here
No judgments, play if you want. If not, then I guess this will be a thread of me telling you guys all the reasons I think I'm weird.

I'll start

I listen to 90's country music when I'm feeling nostalgic
I grew up in the middle of a corn field and all our neighbors were Amish.

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I want to do dirty dirty things with Luckie because she is my favorite sexy lady ever

(October 11, 2016 at 4:19 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:

(October 11, 2016 at 12:41 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: My husband has a kinky fetish that he told me about 1 1/2 years into our relationship. Now that we are married I fully participate in them with him.

And no, it has nothing to do with poop or anuses.

Having managed an adult video store for six years, I'm comfortable saying that what is kinky is normal. My customers were your neighbors, your grocers, your waiters, your lawyers, your insurance adjusters.

You just didn't know that about them. We all have our buttons, and damned if we don't like them pushed on occasion.