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The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
I have to announce I'll be leaving now. The wife needs me to take her in to get some minor surgery done. We'll probably have breakfast out after so I should be back in several hours after I've walked the dogs .. provided C_L gives up catholicism, Bella renounces Trump and EP either shits or gets off the pot.
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(October 31, 2016 at 7:45 am)Whateverist Wrote: I have to announce I'll be leaving now.  The wife needs me to take her in to get some minor surgery done.  We'll probably have breakfast out after so I should be back in several hours after I've walked the dogs .. provided C_L gives up catholicism, Bella renounces Trump and EP either shits or gets off the pot.

Well, the second one kinda happened, so everything goes now as far as I'm concerned Tongue
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(October 31, 2016 at 5:06 am)Alex K Wrote:
(October 30, 2016 at 8:03 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: You're...just...pathetic.

And not in the aww way. In the yuck way.

It's become very pathetic now.

What's the difference between toffee and butterscotch anyways?

I prefer toffee. Both are nice.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
This is why we can't have anything nice here.

You're all bitter sarcastic old scolds.
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said the poster with 17,734 posts . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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* Edwardo Piet attempts to pat Vorlie on the head without exciting his Vorlieness
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and pulls back a bloody stub . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(October 31, 2016 at 7:43 am)Alex K Wrote:
(October 31, 2016 at 5:30 am)Lucanus Wrote: It's Doctor boi now

Tongue



I remember being in Padova, and some guy who got his bachelors was getting flour, coffee and eggs thrown at him while everyone was chanting "Dottore! Dottore!"
I must say I approve. Very nice tradition that should be introduced here as well, especially since I already got my degree.

Luckily, I only got confetti thrown at me... Northerners get a little bit too crazy when it gets to graduations :S
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(October 31, 2016 at 9:49 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
(October 31, 2016 at 5:06 am)Alex K Wrote: It's become very pathetic now.

What's the difference between toffee and butterscotch anyways?

I prefer toffee. Both are nice.

THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER TO MY QUESTION GODDAMMIT!

Sorry, I got carried away with this deeply emotional question..
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(October 31, 2016 at 11:35 am)Alex K Wrote:
(October 31, 2016 at 9:49 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: I prefer toffee. Both are nice.

THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER TO MY QUESTION GODDAMMIT!

Sorry, I got carried away with this deeply emotional question..

It IS an answer to your question – the difference is that Hammy prefers toffee.

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