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I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
All I see is alot of verbosity but completely void of any logical meaning.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 4, 2016 at 9:27 am)Mister Agenda Wrote:
downbeatplumb Wrote:Right, the fault is with all of us[/sarcasm]

He gets that a lot, everywhere he posts.

One thing this thread might be good for: If anyone is wavering on the cusp of being a theist or atheist; send them to this thread. I've never seen someone do as good a job of making theism look irrational as the OP.


Irrational and icky.  Eww, who'd want to be like that guy?
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 4, 2016 at 4:39 am)Mariosep Wrote: Dear atheist colleagues, thanks for your presence and contribution to my thread.


I like to make a confession, this will annoy you, but it is good for us all, namely:

As  I see you to be to all appearances harboring a self-inserted chip into your brain, by which you block your mind from intelligent thinking on truths, facts, logic, and the history of ideas, see if you can comprehend and tell me what you understand of the statement below from yours truly, as follows:

“The default status of things in the totality of reality is existence.”

Yeah, things exist. Thanks for telling me because I didn't know. It doesn't change the fact that all you have is a poorly formulated concept which is being used to connect the dots in your atrocious "logical proof". Why? Because you want it to be there. The only "god" you have is a crusty, old, man made idea which you shoehorn into reality.
“Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.”  - Ford Prefect
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
If we're Mariosep's atheist colleagues, when do we get paid and by whom?
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 4, 2016 at 9:50 am)Mathilda Wrote: If we're Mariosep's atheist colleagues, when do we get paid and by whom?

You've been here since page 1, so that deserves at least 6 figures. 7 tops.

Mariosep is devising a logical proof that the payroll department exists; but given his track record with being accurate, we may need to outsource a contract labor force to handle it.
“Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.”  - Ford Prefect
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 4, 2016 at 9:50 am)Mathilda Wrote: If we're Mariosep's atheist colleagues, when do we get paid and by whom?

Good question!  My regular hourly rate is $22.00/hour, but I want time and a half for every post after 4:00 p.m.

And danger pay, too.  Those face-palms hurt like the dickens!



(November 4, 2016 at 4:39 am)Mariosep Wrote: See if you can comprehend and tell me what you understand of the statement below from yours truly, as follows:

“The default status of things in the totality of reality is existence.”

That only applies to things that are in "the totality of reality."  You haven't succeeded in proving that your hypothetical god belongs to that set of entities.  Currently it's in a completely separate circle of the Venn diagram labelled "things that are imaginary until otherwise demonstrated."
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 3, 2016 at 5:25 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: This thread will never go anywhere and needs to be abandoned.

I just had a BETTER idea and, if I do say so myself, it is GENIUS!

Instead of abandoning the thread we turn it into a drinking game!  Every time Mariosep responds by simply repeating something he already said we all take a drink!  But if he responds with these EXACT words, "God in concept is first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning",then we all take three drinks.  Every page of nonsense will all take us all dangerously closer to chronic alcoholism.  The statistics on death from alcohol poisoning would spike alarmingly.  So, yeah, maybe we need to tone it down just a little bit.
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately?  Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use.  Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel.  Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 4, 2016 at 12:44 pm)Asmodee Wrote:
(November 3, 2016 at 5:25 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: This thread will never go anywhere and needs to be abandoned.

I just had a BETTER idea and, if I do say so myself, it is GENIUS!

Instead of abandoning the thread we turn it into a drinking game!  Every time Mariosep responds by simply repeating something he already said we all take a drink!  But if he responds with these EXACT words, "God in concept is first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning",then we all take three drinks.  Every page of nonsense will all take us all dangerously closer to chronic alcoholism.  The statistics on death from alcohol poisoning would spike alarmingly.  So, yeah, maybe we need to tone it down just a little bit.

Been down the ETOH trail, not going back. Can't I just cut myself?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 4, 2016 at 2:05 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(November 4, 2016 at 12:44 pm)Asmodee Wrote: I just had a BETTER idea and, if I do say so myself, it is GENIUS!

Instead of abandoning the thread we turn it into a drinking game!  Every time Mariosep responds by simply repeating something he already said we all take a drink!  But if he responds with these EXACT words, "God in concept is first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning",then we all take three drinks.  Every page of nonsense will all take us all dangerously closer to chronic alcoholism.  The statistics on death from alcohol poisoning would spike alarmingly.  So, yeah, maybe we need to tone it down just a little bit.

Been down the ETOH trail, not going back. Can't I just cut myself?

Fuck no!  You'd bleed out in a day!

Maybe I haven't thought this out very well.  I see now it would likely kill us all...
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately?  Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use.  Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel.  Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
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I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 4, 2016 at 12:44 pm)Asmodee Wrote:
(November 3, 2016 at 5:25 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: This thread will never go anywhere and needs to be abandoned.

I just had a BETTER idea and, if I do say so myself, it is GENIUS!

Instead of abandoning the thread we turn it into a drinking game!  Every time Mariosep responds by simply repeating something he already said we all take a drink!  But if he responds with these EXACT words, "God in concept is first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning",then we all take three drinks.  Every page of nonsense will all take us all dangerously closer to chronic alcoholism.  The statistics on death from alcohol poisoning would spike alarmingly.  So, yeah, maybe we need to tone it down just a little bit.


LMAO! If I wasn't pregnant I would be ALL OVER this idea! I like the way you think! [emoji482]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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