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RE: The Devil
November 20, 2016 at 6:40 am
(November 20, 2016 at 6:29 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: (November 20, 2016 at 3:45 am)robvalue Wrote: Jake on TBR said something like, "I don't understand how Satan gets to do anything, ever. Is god like, 'Ah, you can have this one. Go ahead.' "
Indeed doesn't st Peter do the sorting and send the Devil the "evil" people or something, like the sorting hat in Harry Potter "Your an evil shit I see, Slytherin for you!"
Guess that means that when something bad happens to us we must already have been sorted and are on to processing now.
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RE: The Devil
November 20, 2016 at 1:07 pm
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(November 19, 2016 at 6:03 am)operator Wrote: Who has Lucifer killed?
We know god killed many. Lucifer simply tempted man and refused to bow to a power hungry narcissist.
Seems like a pretty cool guy to me.
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(November 19, 2016 at 6:45 am)robvalue Wrote: I believe the count is ten. God, the good guy, is into the millions between direct murders and ordered slaughters.
That is correct.
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RE: The Devil
November 20, 2016 at 1:09 pm
See, the biblical definition of "moral" is "genocidal bastard."
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RE: The Devil
November 20, 2016 at 1:18 pm
Satan is gods gambling buddy. See the Book of Job.
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RE: The Devil
November 20, 2016 at 1:24 pm
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RE: The Devil
November 21, 2016 at 2:46 am
(November 20, 2016 at 3:45 am)robvalue Wrote: Jake on TBR said something like, "I don't understand how Satan gets to do anything, ever. Is god like, 'Ah, you can have this one. Go ahead.' "
God can't lay a finger on Satan.
Satan has an iron chariot.
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RE: The Devil
November 21, 2016 at 4:11 am
And he's got balls of steel!
He stood up to that fuck head Yahweh, apparently.
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RE: The Devil
November 21, 2016 at 6:42 am
(November 20, 2016 at 1:24 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: ![[Image: 1718236f38b3498b40b74c9aa33e6afd.jpg]](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/17/18/23/1718236f38b3498b40b74c9aa33e6afd.jpg)
Is that David Bowie?
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RE: The Devil
November 21, 2016 at 9:52 am
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@The OP Q
It's a systematic and intentional series of "mistranslations" used to support the cultural syncretism of the devil as seen by christians, but not as was envisioned by the judaic authors of the tales. The devil is simply an angel of god, that does gods bidding, and within the confines of limitations set out by god. It doesn't create or make evil (god does that), It's not rebellious (it doesn't even have free will), it exists solely to present us with difficulty so that we might overcome it. It's the hinderer. It wasn't the snake in the garden, either, that was the seducer.
(the supernatural world was a crowded place, lol, full of all kinds of beasties)
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RE: The Devil
November 21, 2016 at 10:16 am
Wow, if I didn't know better, I'd think you could just make up whatever shit you want and people would believe it!
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