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Fucking Cops: Volume II
RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(December 9, 2016 at 6:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Are you trained and equipped to deal with someone having an emotional meltdown?

Well neither are the fucking cops.  That's why the fucks just shoot them.

I taught violence in the Navy. Part of that training was teaching people when to use it. 

And you're just a whiney little bitch. 

Oh, sorry, I mean a crusader against massive, massive, massive abuse by the police, as shown by the fifty to one hundred incidents you post every day.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Perhaps you had best stop defending the scumbags and start teaching them "when to use it."

Seems that with your marvelous talents you could do a lot of good..... if you wished.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(December 9, 2016 at 6:23 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Wow, you're never, ever going to have somebody other than cops in your house with a gun? Guaranteed? Must be fucking nice.
Other than me?  No.   Most of us never will, and when I say most I mean very nearly all of us...but I do live in an area with particularly choice stats on that one, and my place is pretty far back in the cut.  

Quote:Why would you call anybody?

Me?  Heart attack...if I had to make a projection.  Or maybe because I''d broken some assholes leg with a bat as I caught him trying to sneak out my daughters window at 0-dark thirty.  You know, the kind of shit you might need a paramedic for....but definitely -wouldn't- want some trigger happy cop to come wading into. I guess...that if I -wanted- there to be a distinct and increased chance of somebody getting shot on my property, then I'd call the cops. Maybe that's what I'll tell my girls first boyfriends...if I really wanna scare the shit out of them, that I'll call the law if I see them skulking on my property, and tell them I think I may have seen a negro.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(December 9, 2016 at 6:38 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Perhaps you had best stop defending the scumbags and start teaching them "when to use it."

Seems that with your marvelous talents you could do a lot of good..... if you wished.

The problem here is in your head.

(December 9, 2016 at 6:43 pm)Rhythm Wrote:
(December 9, 2016 at 6:23 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Wow, you're never, ever going to have somebody other than cops in your house with a gun? Guaranteed? Must be fucking nice.
Other than me?  No.   Most of us never will, and when I say most I mean very nearly all of us...but I do live in an area with particularly choice stats on that one, and my place is pretty far back in the cut.  

Quote:Why would you call anybody?

Me?  Heart attack...if I had to make a projection.  Or maybe because I''d broken some assholes leg with a bat as I caught him trying to sneak out my daughters window at 0-dark thirty.  You know, the kind of shit you might need a paramedic for....but definitely -wouldn't- want some trigger happy cop to come wading into.

I see, you'd call the ambulance crews instead of the cops for a medical emergency. Very ingenuousness. 

And you still haven't shown that you will never have someone with a gun in your house. Just that it's low probability for you. News: Thieves like well-off neighborhoods, there's more to steal.
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Calling it "low probability" would be to inflate the possibility to the point of lunacy. The more accurate answer, is just no, Sama. I'm sorry if you live in a shithole where armed people might break into your house, or a firefight might erupt on your lawn. I don't. Cops shoot more people than criminals do, round here.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(December 9, 2016 at 6:49 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Calling it "low probability" would be to inflate the possibility to the point of lunacy.  The more accurate answer, is just no, Sama.   I'm sorry if you live in a shithole where armed people might break into your house, or a firefight might erupt on your lawn.  I don't.  Cops shoot more people than criminals do, round here.

Bullshit. Ordinary people shoot more than either group. 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk...eople-die/

In 2015 police shot, for ALL REASONS, one out of every 334,000+ people in the US. This is why I call Miminalist a brain case.
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I'm sorry, how might that make what I said bullshit....lol?  We're not a high suicide area.....and I wouldn;t exactly call the cops to tell them I was about to off myself, lol. I guess I could...I mean, if I told them I was being robbed and they pulled up and saw me on the porch with a gun maybe they'd do me a solid? Probably not. I'm pretty damn white.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(December 9, 2016 at 7:12 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I'm sorry, how might that make what I said bullshit....lol?  We're not a high suicide area.....and I wouldn;t exactly call the cops to tell them I was about to off myself, lol.

Bounce around enough and you'll find a way out of that.
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Nah man, I grow roots.  I aint goin nowhere.  Why would I, apparently, this country is a shithole where I need armed nutjobs to rescue me from other armed nutjobs that are going to break into my house and steal my canned goods, but mostly to shoot me.... or somesuch.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(December 9, 2016 at 7:19 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Nah man, I grow roots.  I aint goin nowhere.  Why would I, apparently, this country is a shithole where I need armed nutjobs to rescue me from other armed nutjobs that are going to break into my house and steal my canned goods, but mostly to shoot me.... or somesuch.

You don't even understand what I said. Have a nice life.
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