Stop correcting "i"that and the home made chocolate mousse cake I make every year with the hot chocolate with chilli powder  (this year I think this will be needed more then most)




yum

(December 21, 2016 at 7:04 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Some people, around here, offer these for christmas:

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Medieval meat-weaponry?

(December 21, 2016 at 7:18 pm)Thena323 Wrote:

(December 21, 2016 at 7:04 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Some people, around here, offer these for christmas:

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Medieval meat-weaponry?

Ham.... in spanish, Jamon. in Portuguese, Presunto.
A Pork's leg, cured and smoked.... yum yum!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam%C3%B3n_ib%C3%A9rico

But a full leg is way too much for just one person... that would take at least half a year to go through.

When I lived in Scotland, I could be a chocolate Yule Log. 

It was amazing. 

I want that. 

(December 21, 2016 at 7:22 pm)Thal Wrote: When I lived in Scotland, I could be a chocolate Yule Log. 

It was amazing. 

I want that. 

yum

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/ori...7142be.jpg

Perfect present

...Is a dick in my mouth.

(December 21, 2016 at 6:46 pm)pocaracas Wrote:

(December 21, 2016 at 6:37 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Speaking of meat...I know what I DON'T want for Christmas. Nasty "summer" sausages, and accoutrements.
I usually wind up getting a couple of these pukey sets, every year. I re-gift them to people I don't particularly care for, or throw them out.

They're disgusting.

Don't know exactly what a summer sausage is... but that other thing looks like cheese... and crackers...
I'd make that last less than a week.

Dad always called it "pony pecker" or "donkey dick". I didn't eat it but might explain CL.

I love those meat/cheese assortments!

A deer hunter I let on the farm sends me a huge one every year, even has an assortment of specialty mustards, I love trying them out. Also get one with Vidalia onion salad dressing, I don't give Emergency Auxiliary Backup Cat #2 very much, but he LOVES that stuff !!

LOL, I bought one that was all steaks for me, YEA !!! Expensive steaks !!

They had a brats assortment, but I looked over the picks, decided I was gonna love the bacon cheddar ones the most, and just went and bought 2 big packages of that variety.

One of my uncles would send a huge box of grapefruit from Texas when he was alive. Damn they were good! I'm a little OCD about grapefruit. I have a special grapefruit knife, and a special bamboo handle grapefruit spoon, and I'm quite particular and fastidious about dissecting the grapefruit for no seeds, intact segments, and maximum juice.

Bon appetite !!

(December 21, 2016 at 7:39 pm)Loading Please Wait Wrote:

Perfect present

I dont trust anything without at least four wheelsbut thats pretty damn cool! ^_^