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Would you like to play a game??
#71
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 29, 2017 at 8:31 pm)Astreja Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 6:09 am)Aroura Wrote: I really don't know that one.  Not a clue, no bells are ringing. Sad

The full quote:

Quote: "Good lord, it's Rajah, the famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from London Zoo this morning."

"Good Lord! So it famous is!"

"Oh, don't worry, he's absolutely harmless. All you have to do is sing Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" from the famous Ninth Symphony in D minor."

"Of course! Why didn't you think of that you twit!"

Two more quotes from the same movie:

Quote:"Hey, it's a thingie! A fiendish thingie!"

and


Quote:"Where you been, eh? You been up at that temple again, ain't ya? You're as bad as your sister, coming home from work all hours and all colors. "

Help!

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#72
RE: Would you like to play a game??
Tron?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#73
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 29, 2017 at 8:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Help!

Yup.
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#74
RE: Would you like to play a game??
I duzzn't knowz much, but I knowz my Beatles.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#75
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 29, 2017 at 5:41 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 5:37 pm)paulpablo Wrote: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Carry On Camping.

Really?!?!?!

I thought that was the original Trainspotting.
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#76
RE: Would you like to play a game??
I first saw Help! in 1965, at the Capitol Theatre in Montreal.  Subsequently I must've seen it at least 10-15 times, and every time I notice something new.  Just about time to watch it again.
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#77
RE: Would you like to play a game??
'We've got to speed things up in this hotel.
Chef, if a guest orders a three-minute egg, give it to him in two minutes.
If he orders a two-minute egg, give it to him in one minute.
If he orders a one-minute egg, give him a chicken and let him work it out for himself.'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#78
RE: Would you like to play a game??
I'm getting a Groucho vibe off that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#79
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 29, 2017 at 8:40 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 5:41 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Carry On Camping.

Really?!?!?!

I thought that was the original Trainspotting.

I have to think Stimbo was joking, saying a long statement about taking heroin is from a carry on film.  It is definitely from trainspotting.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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#80
RE: Would you like to play a game??
Big Grin
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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