OK, I'm baculum.

(June 16, 2017 at 5:37 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: If you're ever in Rotterdam, be sure to check out this guy and post your pic with him in this thread.
It's supposed to be Santa Claus holding a christmass tree.

However in Holland and Flanders, he's better known as 'Kabouter Buttplug', which translates into 'Gnome Buttplug'.
Personally, I figure he's overcompensating.

That is frightening. An army of Buttplug Gnomes could easily defeat an army of Orcs!

(June 16, 2017 at 7:05 am)chimp3 Wrote:

(June 16, 2017 at 5:37 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: If you're ever in Rotterdam, be sure to check out this guy and post your pic with him in this thread.
It's supposed to be Santa Claus holding a christmass tree.

However in Holland and Flanders, he's better known as 'Kabouter Buttplug', which translates into 'Gnome Buttplug'.
Personally, I figure he's overcompensating.

That is frightening. An army of Buttplug Gnomes could easily defeat an army of Orcs!

YOU!

SHALL!

NOT!

PASS!


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Gas

Contrary to popular belief, men don't suffer from premature ejaculation. Women do.

Boru

Chimps, bonobos, and gorillas have a baculum. A bone in their dick. Permanent erection, ready to go like a Minuteman! Do you think human males would have been less destructive if they had a baculum too? Or just more trouble?

(June 16, 2017 at 7:33 am)chimp3 Wrote: Chimps, bonobos, and gorillas have a baculum. A bone in their dick. Permanent erection, ready to go like a Minuteman! Do you think human males would have been less destructive if they had a baculum too? Or just more trouble?

I'd just worry about how often I'd catch mine in my zip if that were true.

Or that I'd have to wear high-waisted trousers

(June 16, 2017 at 7:33 am)chimp3 Wrote: Chimps, bonobos, and gorillas have a baculum. A bone in their dick. Permanent erection, ready to go like a Minuteman! Do you think human males would have been less destructive if they had a baculum too? Or just more trouble?

You could always have a medical one implanted and find out. 

"Pump it up when you don't really need it. Pump it up until you can feel it."

(June 16, 2017 at 7:56 am)mh.brewer Wrote:

(June 16, 2017 at 7:33 am)chimp3 Wrote: Chimps, bonobos, and gorillas have a baculum. A bone in their dick. Permanent erection, ready to go like a Minuteman! Do you think human males would have been less destructive if they had a baculum too? Or just more trouble?

You could always have a medical one implanted and find out. 

"Pump it up when you don't really need it. Pump it up until you can feel it."

I knew a guy with a penile pump. He was on hospice. Right before he died he pumped it up. Went out with a boner! Went to the funeral home that way too. Perhaps they granted him the dignity of leaving it up when they lowered him six feet down .

(June 16, 2017 at 8:01 am)chimp3 Wrote:

(June 16, 2017 at 7:56 am)mh.brewer Wrote: You could always have a medical one implanted and find out. 

"Pump it up when you don't really need it. Pump it up until you can feel it."

I knew a guy with a penile pump. He was on hospice. Right before he died he pumped it up. Went out with a boner! Went to the funeral home that way too. Perhaps they granted him the dignity of leaving it up when they lowered him six feet down .

To bad he didn't go out with a bang also. Can never find a necrophilia chic when you need one.

Chimp, did they need to put a chimney stack on the coffin? curious?