(July 5, 2017 at 7:19 pm)Astonished Wrote: Ham should be forced to file bankruptcy and lose everything he has and live in the same abject poverty as his gullible flock.

lol, this reminds of something I've been meaning to mention.

I watch a lot of HGTV, and it annoys me how these people complain that the bathroom is too small.

It makes me want to force them to live in a motel room for a few years, and then I guarantee they would be happy with a small bathroom after that.

Guys, a financial question? Could the Ark be saved by being floated on the stock exchange!
See what I did there? Hehe

(July 6, 2017 at 12:02 am)vorlon13 Wrote:

(July 5, 2017 at 7:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I disagree.  Museums display actual exhibits.  Amusement parks provide thrills.  This is a creatard thrill palace.  It has no museum quality at all.

Unless you want to count the fact that the whole thing is a coprolite.

Do you blow coprolites out your ass too ?

And dust.

(July 6, 2017 at 12:29 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, a financial question? Could the Ark be saved by being floated on the stock exchange!
See what I did there? Hehe

Float it, tell the god freaks the world will end on a specific date and that their salvation can only be gained by escaping on the ark, then charge them $100,000 per person for admission.

Then float it out into the Atlantic, chock full of the richest and/or desperate god botherers and then leave them to it.

And make Ken Ham shovel the shit out of it so he can see what bullshit he's peddling.

I guess it shouldn't be surprising then...that documentary about Marjoe Gortner showed the world exactly what absolute frauds televangelists and the like are, and it didn't stop them from tricking anybody even decades later. So of course someone with Ham's mentality can do the same. Any believer who points to those gullible fucks doesn't get any slack from me. "Oh, you're not as gullible as them, huh? But you've still bought into the mythology, right? For what reason, again? Yeah, that's what I fucking thought."

(July 6, 2017 at 12:37 am)Astonished Wrote: I guess it shouldn't be surprising then...that documentary about Marjoe Gortner showed the world exactly what absolute frauds televangelists and the like are, and it didn't stop them from tricking anybody even decades later. So of course someone with Ham's mentality can do the same. Any believer who points to those gullible fucks doesn't get any slack from me. "Oh, you're not as gullible as them, huh? But you've still bought into the mythology, right? For what reason, again? Yeah, that's what I fucking thought."

James Randi calls them "Unsinkable rubber ducks" - the followers, that is.

I highly recommend the Thinking Atheist Podcast where he interviews James Randi and they talk about Peter Popoff and the idiots who still send him money.

(July 6, 2017 at 12:40 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(July 6, 2017 at 12:37 am)Astonished Wrote: I guess it shouldn't be surprising then...that documentary about Marjoe Gortner showed the world exactly what absolute frauds televangelists and the like are, and it didn't stop them from tricking anybody even decades later. So of course someone with Ham's mentality can do the same. Any believer who points to those gullible fucks doesn't get any slack from me. "Oh, you're not as gullible as them, huh? But you've still bought into the mythology, right? For what reason, again? Yeah, that's what I fucking thought."

James Randi calls them "Unsinkable rubber ducks" - the followers, that is.

I highly recommend the Thinking Atheist Podcast where he interviews James Randi and they talk about Peter Popoff and the idiots who still send him money.

I must have seen at least half of Seth Andrews' TTA podcasts on youtube since I found out about it. There's like 300 of them now...crazy.

(July 6, 2017 at 12:29 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, a financial question? Could the Ark be saved by being floated on the stock exchange!
See what I did there? Hehe

Go on!


Fuck it - the .gifs aren't working.

I want to be the one who is present when this turdpile closes, so that I can say, when my kids ask, "were you there?'

And i can say:

YOU BET MUTHAFUKKAS.

Reality bites.

(July 5, 2017 at 4:23 pm)JackRussell Wrote: So clearly, the sole ruler of the universe, who is one and holy
EL, ELOAH,
ELOHIM,
EL SHADDAI ,
ADONAI ,
YHWH / YAHWEH / JEHOVAH ,
YAHWEH-JIREH,
YAHWEH-RAPHA ,
YAHWEH-NISSI,
YAHWEH-M'KADDESH,
YAHWEH-SHALOM
YAHWEH-ELOHIM
YAHWEH-TSIDKENU
YAHWEH-ROHI
YAHWEH-SHAMMAH
YAHWEH-SABAOTH
EL ELYON
EL ROI
EL-OLAM
EL-GIBHOR

Doesn't much favour creationism.

Well that's good to know.

Well, you know, creationism does not hold much interest for an ancient Canaanite war god. Not enough violence, no one to fight. He should have taken a clue from the Assyro-Babylonian Marduk splitting Tiamat open to make heaven and earth. Now that was a row!