I have suffered repeated blows to the genitals from an enemy that increases in mass by rates of proportion that I once believed to be impossible. They appear to be engaged in a focused campaign of industrial sabotage meant to proactively remove further competition for my dwindling resources.

Also fun: waking up with explosive diarrhea. I blame the lemon bar with the creme topping. But it was probably all the watermelon and strawberries. Maybe it was the foot-long "vegetarian" sub 0.o But I like that too much to give it up.

Did you know that pepto bismal is the single most disgusting feeling going down in the world? It tastes fine... but makes me want to vomit from the sensation itself. Wish I would, since my stomach is queasy and hurts -_-

Nobody wants to fish today, because last time we caught a single tote with 33 nets. That's really bad fishing. And two of our neighbors weren't fishing, so we had all those extra fish :S And today doesn't seem like it will be any better.

My favorite niece, bless her heart, performed a sacrificial ritual last night where she burned a banana and a haunted lawn chair that brings in logs when you sit in it. And we were going to be so slammed today by fish as a result of the destruction of these two evil beings... when a fish helper (damn you 'Patrick!') ate a banana this morning and dispelled almost all of the magick!

I guess I can't complain though... it could be worse Not sure how, but I'm sure it could!

Oh that's how: it could be raining.

...

It's raining.

Shit.

(July 30, 2011 at 12:11 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Also fun: waking up with explosive diarrhea.

You just made me splurt pepsi out my fucking nose!

(July 30, 2011 at 3:26 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Anyone else suffered any pain lately that they would like to share? Because my legs are pain, and we fish in a few hours.

Fucking fun. At least my killer gouge from the tote-fork falling on me has mostly healed (can you say "itch?"). Maybe it won't even scar ^_^

And I carried around a bag 1/4th+ my weight all day. So my arms are sore too. But my ankles (esp. left. For real: my left ankle legitimately hurts) and heels and the soles of my feet and the calves of my legs.... these things hurt more.

My shoes were melting to my feet, I walked 16 miles and sprinted some of it to beat traffic. Hot sun, lying thermometer of 68F (it so was not), no wind, no shade, no water, no food in my stomach, no clouds in the damn sky. Fucking fun.

Wait until you get older, dear. You'll have aches in places you didn't know you had.

Wow...

And today I woke up feeling relaxed and a bit grinning from yesterdays last minute beer chugging and marijuana toking at work. (Yes, at work we can smoke/vape).

And my pay is being increased at my game developer internship, and they told me they're looking into bringing me fully on board.



I seem to have all the good luck

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(July 30, 2011 at 12:11 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Also fun: waking up with explosive diarrhea. I blame the lemon bar with the creme topping. But it was probably all the watermelon and strawberries. Maybe it was the foot-long "vegetarian" sub 0.o But I like that too much to give it up.

I keep telling you, lactase pills or droplets will compensate for those impure genetics.

And you call yourself white...

(July 30, 2011 at 12:11 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: It's raining.

Shit.

Good! Take back that nasty Alaskan weather! You assholes have poisoned California's weather system for one month too long with your forsaken "arctic fronts".

Now it's our turn with the sun and we're taking the ball home with us.

Moros, I want in Beta's....I was in your corner in the most recent war against Sae, remember that.

(July 30, 2011 at 12:11 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Maybe it was the foot-long "vegetarian" sub 0.o But I like that too much to give it up.

6" is more than enough for anyone!

With exception to Syn and myself, you people are falling to pieces. Jesus, I'm old(ish) too, but I must've come from a much better gene pool than you people.

Limping, leaking, broken, bruised, bleeding, torqued, twisted ....... yikes, take some vitamin D or something.

Quote:6" is more than enough for anyone! Blush

Sub, Frods. As in sandwich!

Moros Wrote:I keep telling you, lactase pills or droplets will compensate for those impure genetics.

And you call yourself white...

It's not like I even like the taste of milk anyway

I am white... I wish I was asian, gothic white, or ebony... but no: I get to be a fucking Scandinavian

Quote:Good! Take back that nasty Alaskan weather! You assholes have poisoned California's weather system for one month too long with your forsaken "arctic fronts".

Now it's our turn with the sun and we're taking the ball home with us.

Yesterday we had sun. All day long. The rain stopped shortly after starting ^_^ Sun again now.

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(July 30, 2011 at 4:09 pm)Cinjin Wrote: With exception to Syn and myself, you people are falling to pieces. Jesus, I'm old(ish) too, but I must've come from a much better gene pool than you people.

Limping, leaking, broken, bruised, bleeding, torqued, twisted ....... yikes, take some vitamin D or something.

You try not bleeding when a tote fork falls on you. And Syna is falling to pieces, he just hasn't told you

Some of us aren't cowards about where we work... I work a very dangerous job by commercial set gillnetting. You'd have suffered terrible injury long ago you landlubber