Just now my cat who normally shares my chair behind me......... and as an aside, he is a hog. Most of the time he sprawls out to the point I am sitting on the edge of my chair. 

But normally he just parks himself behind me and is content. But just now, he suddenly rose and kneeded my back and meowed. I looked at him and said, "Hey, don't stop if you are going go give me a back rub, don't stop". He sat down again, then less than a minute later repeated the behavior. Sat down again, then did it again.

And all I could think was, "Hey dude, I not only need a rub, but I have an itch too" 

HE HE, fury bastard cheated me. 

That's super cute. I have one cat who always kneeds. Feels good lol.

Spot (white cat, black tail, large black spot on one hind quarter) would camp out on my chest and do the kneading thing while I watched You Can't Do That on Television and other Nickeloodeon programming. He was a serious drooler, so my neck would be nasty after several minutes.

Dude also liked dragging bath towels throughout the house.

He'd have been a sorry human, methinks.

(December 15, 2017 at 9:13 pm)c172 Wrote: Spot (white cat, black tail, large black spot on one hind quarter) would camp out on my chest and do the kneading thing while I watched You Can't Do That on Television and other Nickeloodeon programming. He was a serious drooler, so my neck would be nasty after several minutes.

Dude also liked dragging bath towels throughout the house.

He'd have been a sorry human, methinks.

I am not going to blame your cat, but if mine drooled like you say yours does, I probably would have taken him back to the rescue place I got him at. No offense, but you have more tolerance for drooling than I do. It is also why I don't want kids. 

I'm happy without kids or cats (or anything). No vets/docs, no bodily discharges. Life's pretty good here at the condo.

EABUC#2 is doing great by me. Snoozing on my yellow blankie at me feet now. Guarding me apparently.

We had a major puking event earlier today however. Tried a new treat for him and he loved it but it didn't agree. Managed to puke in 3 places. Poor thing.

Oops, sorry.

prolly the cutest pic of my boy I have, he was sick for a long while and I thought he'd be done for but he's recovered and well now 😍

My cats are all assholes. Granted, some of them do have their cute moments. I just can't think of any right now.

I'm currently in the bathroom, on the toilet. (CL should love this!)
Dill is laying on the lid of the toilet tank behind me. Apparently he thought I needed company (or help. Take your pick) so he chose that spot. Envy has now joined in on the fun and is just staring at me while simultaneously licking herself.

Lol I already made this thread a while back:

https://atheistforums.org/thread-44410.html

One of my cats tows feather dusters around the house while yodeling at the top of her bitty lungs. I have to find them and stash them out of her reach before I can get some sleep.