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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:28 am
(March 25, 2018 at 9:20 am)Grandizer Wrote: Can I answer the OP for the theists?
Yes, God has testicles, but not ovaries.
Reasoning?
Jesus is both eternally God and eternally human. So Jesus being God does have testicles as a man. Don't ask me to make sense out of this for you, though. Because it's all a "mystery" not meant for us feeble humans to understand.
How do you know this? If it is a mystery, how do you have special knowledge? Are god's testicles average size or does he have big balls? Does he have tiny balls since he does not use them?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:28 am
Godscreated Wrote: You must be reading things in your dreams because as far as I know all the Christians here believe the Holy Spirit is fully God.
You do not hold the trinity dogma?
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:35 am
(This post was last modified: March 25, 2018 at 9:37 am by vorlon13.)
It's been modified of late.
They've started down the rabbit hole of how the Mormon's handle it. Eventually they'll have so much explanation appended to the trinity no one in Christendom will understand it.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:36 am
(March 25, 2018 at 9:28 am)chimp3 Wrote: (March 25, 2018 at 9:20 am)Grandizer Wrote: Can I answer the OP for the theists?
Yes, God has testicles, but not ovaries.
Reasoning?
Jesus is both eternally God and eternally human. So Jesus being God does have testicles as a man. Don't ask me to make sense out of this for you, though. Because it's all a "mystery" not meant for us feeble humans to understand.
How do you know this? If it is a mystery, how do you have special knowledge? Are god's testicles average size or does he have big balls? Does he have tiny balls since he does not use them?
I know because I just damn know it. And his balls are succulent and juicy.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:37 am
(March 25, 2018 at 2:17 am)Godscreated Wrote: (March 24, 2018 at 5:26 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I'm not real sure how much of his image we're supposed to be in, though he likes male pronouns and is considered humanoid.
No He isn't we know that He is Spirit and is not flesh, get with the program and read the Bible before you condemn what it says.
GC
(March 24, 2018 at 9:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Scripture says the Holy Spirt boinked the Virgin Mary, not God.
And with my new understanding of the Trinity the theists here are promoting, I think that makes QUITE a difference.
You must be reading things in your dreams because as far as I know all the Christians here believe the Holy Spirit is fully God.
GC
(March 24, 2018 at 5:14 pm)chimp3 Wrote: God created mankind, male and female, in his own image. Does he have nipples? Mammary glands? Testicles? A uterus! Does he have both male and female characteristics?
You might try reading the Bible before showing what a big dummy you are.
GC
Yet he's depicted in artwork as humanoid, and Jesus is said to have kept the scars from his crucifixion, so which is it? Am I supposed to believe you over Michaelangelo?
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:39 am
(March 25, 2018 at 9:20 am)Grandizer Wrote: Can I answer the OP for the theists?
Yes, God has testicles, but not ovaries.
Reasoning?
Jesus is both eternally God and eternally human. So Jesus being God does have testicles as a man. Don't ask me to make sense out of this for you, though. Because it's all a "mystery" not meant for us feeble humans to understand.
Interesting. Testicle is worthless to have without there being some ovaries somewhere. Who had the divine ovaries for god to have a reason to have testicles in the gizillion years before he made the world?
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:45 am
God and Holy Spirit both felt the nails pierce Jesus flesh.
Probably shared Jesus's sensations of pooing and peeing too.
But Jesus got to feel ethereal and exalted all the time too.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:47 am
(March 25, 2018 at 9:39 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: (March 25, 2018 at 9:20 am)Grandizer Wrote: Can I answer the OP for the theists?
Yes, God has testicles, but not ovaries.
Reasoning?
Jesus is both eternally God and eternally human. So Jesus being God does have testicles as a man. Don't ask me to make sense out of this for you, though. Because it's all a "mystery" not meant for us feeble humans to understand.
Interesting. Testicle is worthless to have without there being some ovaries somewhere. Who had the divine ovaries for god to have a reason to have testicles in the gizillion years before he made the world?
Are you questioning god using the power of science? You are bold!
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:53 am
Um . . .
er . . . .
uh . . . . .
How did Holy Spirit convey God's seminal fluid unto Virgin Mary's po-po ?? Or did Holy Spirit use His own spooj ??
Or Jesus's ??
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:55 am
(This post was last modified: March 25, 2018 at 10:32 am by vorlon13.)
Or do all 3 kinds of Holy spooj transubstantiate into all 3 kinds ??
And keep in mind, there are Salvific issues for guessing wrong as you won't be believing in the correctly defined Jesus.
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