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RE: Ariana Grande being groped by a bishop in a church
September 2, 2018 at 9:53 am
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Sure, if we're talking about being reminded of comedians it reminds me of a "Handsy Men"
Especially the parts "hugs that linger"; "based on the news you seem a bit confused" - he is not sure what happened; "you may not compliment my butt, you may not call me 'ho' or 'slut' - he told her she's Taco Bell dish; "do not expose me to your junk" - he exposed her to Jesus; "Not in your mansion" - his $36 million church
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Ariana Grande being groped by a bishop in a church
September 2, 2018 at 11:09 am
She should have clocked him.
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RE: Ariana Grande being groped by a bishop in a church
September 3, 2018 at 4:09 am
The bishop thought he was holding on to her waist.
That seems fairly obvious to me, seeing as he knew the whole thing was being recorded and the number of witnesses.
So is it inappropriate to put your hand on a woman's waist in this day and age?
Yes, I think so, especially if you don't know the woman well.
But if he had just touched her waist only we would never have heard about it.
Much ado about nothing I reckon.
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RE: Ariana Grande being groped by a bishop in a church
September 3, 2018 at 4:52 am
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Or he is simply very experienced with it and he knows how to do it and how to get away with it.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Ariana Grande being groped by a bishop in a church
September 3, 2018 at 4:53 am
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He thought he was touching her waist. Right.
Why touch her at all?
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RE: Ariana Grande being groped by a bishop in a church
September 3, 2018 at 5:36 am
This whole story looks like something out of a GTA game
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ariana Grande being groped by a bishop in a church
September 3, 2018 at 5:48 am
Sorry, but this is plainly intentional. She should have punched him. Why would he do it in front of the cameras, and all those people? Because he knew she wouldn’t make a deal about it in front of the cameras all those people. He knew could play it off as an innocent mistake. Disgusting.
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RE: Ariana Grande being groped by a bishop in a church
September 3, 2018 at 6:19 am
'When I was a photographer in the Korean War, a six-foot-six yankee sergeant tried to get familiar with me. He still has a funny walk and double vision.' - Diana Trent, Waiting For God
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RE: Ariana Grande being groped by a bishop in a church
September 3, 2018 at 11:55 am
Miss me with this thread, the only reason this is making the news, is because the guy is black...
