Complete the sentence.

"When in doubt.... (do whatever here.)

But make it silly not obvious.

I'll go first.....

"When in doubt, use brass knuckles and pepper spray."

"When in doubt, kill everyone and plant trees."

"When in doubt, use lighter fluid and matches."

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"When in doubt, eat your booger in public."

"When in doubt, speed past the cop through a red light and flip them off."

When in doubt, blame whoever smelled it.

When in doubt, hug them with a speeding bus.

When in doubt, assume that all the times you’ve masturbated onto the property of a non-profit counts as a charitable donation (deductible at the rate of the per specimen going rate of your local sperm bank.)

"When in doubt, tell everyone you are into taxidermy, and a huge fan of "Silence Of The Lambs."

When in doubt, it's unloaded.

When in doubt, listen to the theist.

(February 26, 2019 at 8:35 pm)polymath257 Wrote: When in doubt, listen to the theist.

That is beyond the scope of the intent of the thread.

In translation, "Please don't try this at home."

(February 26, 2019 at 8:41 pm)Brian37 Wrote:

(February 26, 2019 at 8:35 pm)polymath257 Wrote: When in doubt, listen to the theist.

That is beyond the scope of the intent of the thread.

In translation, "Please don't try this at home."

When in doubt, fire two warning  shots---straight into their head.

(February 26, 2019 at 9:33 pm)fredd bear Wrote:

(February 26, 2019 at 8:41 pm)Brian37 Wrote: That is beyond the scope of the intent of the thread.

In translation, "Please don't try this at home."

When in doubt, fire two warning  shots---straight into their head.

HA HA HA, how does that constitute "warning?" Someone seems to be lacking compassion in their response.