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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 29, 2019 at 12:10 pm
(March 28, 2019 at 3:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 28, 2019 at 2:51 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Try it...

If it works, I ' ll nominate you for "Cocksman .Of the Year"..

Thanks, but I already have that award.

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When I was young and foolish we used to try the worst pick up lines we could, such as 
"you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?" sometimes they would actually work!!! , much to our surprise.



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 29, 2019 at 2:28 pm
(March 29, 2019 at 12:10 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(March 28, 2019 at 3:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Thanks, but I already have that award.

Boru

When I was young and foolish we used to try the worst pick up lines we could, such as 
"you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?" sometimes they would actually work!!! , much to our surprise.

Hehe  Or "Hey, you want to go to someplace and fuck?", and she comes back with, "Not until you came along, you smooth-talking devil!". Blush
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 29, 2019 at 2:47 pm
(March 29, 2019 at 2:28 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(March 29, 2019 at 12:10 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: When I was young and foolish we used to try the worst pick up lines we could, such as 
"you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?" sometimes they would actually work!!! , much to our surprise.

Hehe  Or "Hey, you want to go to someplace and fuck?", and she comes back with, "Not until you came along, you smooth-talking devil!". Blush

"Wanna fuck" worked once. "Yeah alright" was not the answer I expected, but it did save time.
She really did too.



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 30, 2019 at 2:56 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 3, 2019 at 2:09 pm
Ideas for Easter shopping

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 3, 2019 at 8:31 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 4, 2019 at 6:11 am
From LCY to Edinburgh instead of Dusseldorf - Flight mistake

Some people are taking that Brexit thing a bit too far.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 4, 2019 at 11:08 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 4, 2019 at 12:22 pm
(April 3, 2019 at 2:09 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ideas for Easter shopping

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I'll take two flats, two rounds and a packet of gravel.



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April 4, 2019 at 3:51 pm
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