(December 18, 2019 at 8:43 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Darts - more attempts to compensate for penile inadequecy..


Think of it - a bunch of men standing about cheering whilst trying to put a little prick into a target....

Spoken like a man who couldn't hit the long side of a supertanker with a dart.

Boru

(December 18, 2019 at 10:33 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(December 18, 2019 at 8:43 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Darts - more attempts to compensate for penile inadequecy..


Think of it - a bunch of men standing about cheering whilst trying to put a little prick into a target....

Spoken like a man who couldn't hit the long side of a supertanker with a dart.

Boru

I don't have any darts.

I do have Jarts.

Picked up a set - in original box - at a garage sale this summer.

$5.

And I usually win.

Yeah, that's the same.

Boru

(December 18, 2019 at 11:31 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Yeah, that's the same.

Boru

It's closer akin horseshoes than darts.

We’re taking over the world.

(December 18, 2019 at 12:42 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: We’re taking over the world.

Too bad it's all mortgaged.

(December 18, 2019 at 1:27 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:

(December 18, 2019 at 12:42 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: We’re taking over the world.

Too bad it's all mortgaged.

Which is why we’ll refinance.

(December 18, 2019 at 7:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(December 18, 2019 at 7:32 am)Succubus Wrote: They can't write their names in snow.

Beg to differ.

https://www.shewee.com/



Boru

This reminds me of the Benny Hill skits where he looks like he is pissing behind a tree, but it turns out to be a hose or a bucket shot full of holes.

Pfft. I've been handing guys their asses at darts for years. I'm really out of practice, though.

(December 18, 2019 at 3:14 pm)Shell B Wrote: Pfft. I've been handing guys their asses at darts for years. I'm really out of practice, though.

My ex wife used to kick my ass at pool.

Only way I could beat her was to get her really, really drunk...

It worked out. Now I play better pool, she's my ex and a drunk.