(March 12, 2020 at 4:51 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: As long as the price of kibble is lower than the price of electricity you'll have made a good investment.

I have started a ABBA perpetual motion Ponzi Scheme. The song goes like, "If you change your mind, I'll take your last dime, honey I'm  still free, take a chance on me."

(March 12, 2020 at 1:26 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: I'll kick it off.


My six year old has advanced from an estimated age of 3 to 5-and-a-half in reading..in just six weeks.

Great. But do they have any real world skills, like gutting a fish?

(March 12, 2020 at 4:46 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: -Has to be self deprecating.  

"I raised him as a wolf, but he's doing great as vet!"

I left his dad/bailed on him when he was 12, after raising him for eight years. Both of his biological parents are also brain farts. He's still alive, and that's a huge deal.

(March 12, 2020 at 5:03 pm)brewer Wrote:

(March 12, 2020 at 1:26 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: I'll kick it off.


My six year old has advanced from an estimated age of 3 to 5-and-a-half in reading..in just six weeks.

Great. But do they have any real world skills, like gutting a fish?

I bet the kid has been taught how to do it with his teeth.  

(March 12, 2020 at 4:59 pm)Brian37 Wrote:

(March 12, 2020 at 4:51 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: As long as the price of kibble is lower than the price of electricity you'll have made a good investment.

I have started a ABBA perpetual motion Ponzi Scheme. The song goes like, ♫If you change your mind, I'll take your last dime, honey I'm  still free, take a chance on me.♫

You really need to learn to use Alt-14.

(March 12, 2020 at 5:08 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:

(March 12, 2020 at 4:59 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I have started a ABBA perpetual motion Ponzi Scheme. The song goes like, ♫If you change your mind, I'll take your last dime, honey I'm  still free, take a chance on me.♫

You really need to learn to use Alt-14.

A long time ago in the early days of Windows, I used to joke about how someone could fix anything by typing the DOS command "Format C:"

(March 12, 2020 at 4:49 pm)Brian37 Wrote:

(March 12, 2020 at 1:26 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: I'll kick it off.


My six year old has advanced from an estimated age of 3 to 5-and-a-half in reading..in just six weeks.

My cat wakes me up early in the AM and digs into my ear to tell me to feed him every day. I don't have kids.

If you could get your cat to live off of earwax, you could sleep in.

Boru

(March 12, 2020 at 5:31 pm)Brian37 Wrote:

(March 12, 2020 at 5:08 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You really need to learn to use Alt-14.

A long time ago in the early days of Windows, I used to joke about how someone could fix anything by typing the DOS command "Format C:"

Which bears a starling relation to what I said.

(March 12, 2020 at 6:18 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:

(March 12, 2020 at 5:31 pm)Brian37 Wrote: A long time ago in the early days of Windows, I used to joke about how someone could fix anything by typing the DOS command "Format C:"

Which bears a starling relation to what I said.

You expected relevance?

Boru

(March 12, 2020 at 5:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(March 12, 2020 at 4:49 pm)Brian37 Wrote: My cat wakes me up early in the AM and digs into my ear to tell me to feed him every day. I don't have kids.

If you could get your cat to live off of earwax, you could sleep in.

Boru

You couldn't handle my cat.  When he wants to eat, he wants to eat, and he lets you know it.