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RE: joke time
May 20, 2020 at 11:32 am
(May 20, 2020 at 9:40 am)polymath257 Wrote:
(May 20, 2020 at 5:40 am)Little lunch Wrote: I just found out cock fighting is done with chickens.
That's two years of training I'll never get back.

Just become a bonobo and do some penis fencing. (look it up)

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RE: joke time
May 20, 2020 at 4:06 pm
What do you get when you cross a well-known blonde comedic actress with brined salmon?




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RE: joke time
May 20, 2020 at 6:12 pm
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: joke time
May 23, 2020 at 7:44 am
Riley enters the pub at opening time, sits at the bar and orders his usual.  Less than a minute later, another patron enters who is clearly drunk as a newt.  Reeking of booze, he staggers to the bar and slurs out his order for a tumbler of whiskey.  He drains it in one go, then promptly passes out and crashes to the floor.

'Sufferin' jaysus,' says Riley.  'Who the hell is that?'

'Ah, don't mind him,' says the barman. 'That's just Flaherty.'

'Poor divil.  But you've just opened.  How could he be so drunk so early?'

'Well, it's like they say,' answers the barman.  'Flaherty begins at home.'

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#3865
RE: joke time
May 23, 2020 at 7:46 am
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RE: joke time
May 23, 2020 at 7:47 am
(May 23, 2020 at 7:46 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: [Image: image.jpg]

*waiting for the punch line*

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#3867
RE: joke time
May 23, 2020 at 7:47 am
Boo. Hiss!!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#3868
RE: joke time
May 23, 2020 at 7:50 am
Personally I like the looks of an Edsel....


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It beats the shit out of a Pontiac Aztec....
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RE: joke time
May 23, 2020 at 8:00 am
(May 23, 2020 at 7:47 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 23, 2020 at 7:46 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: [Image: image.jpg]

*waiting for the punch line*

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The joke was the car, the 1957 Edsel.
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RE: joke time
May 23, 2020 at 8:25 am
(May 23, 2020 at 7:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Boo.  Hiss!!

There's no need to go all boo-ey hissy.  He just posted a picture of a car.

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