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Ask Eleven
#21
RE: Ask Eleven
Ten?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#22
RE: Ask Eleven
(August 4, 2020 at 11:46 am)no one Wrote: You're an expert at freeing Willy's, aren't you?

I had to be an activist for something.

(August 4, 2020 at 12:19 pm)Sal Wrote: Why though?

You weren’t going to do it.

(August 4, 2020 at 1:14 pm)Lawz Wrote: Do you think there's a sky high chance of imminent societal collapse?

I thought my misanthropic demeanor gave it away.

(August 4, 2020 at 4:41 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: What is your name?

Where are you going?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?


Knight

You can call me whatever you want once I’ve freed your willy.

Fowlly fast.

(August 4, 2020 at 4:45 pm)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.

Is there really film at... ?

Big Grin

You need to complete the sentence in order for me to answer it. I’m not a mind reader, after all.

(August 4, 2020 at 7:24 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Are you just pretending to be an atheist because you thought it would be fabulous Dunno

Atheism addresses my mind so fabulously, it really is a shame no one else can see it.
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#23
RE: Ask Eleven
Is it really film at..?

 



  Panic 

  Big Grin

Not at work.
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#24
RE: Ask Eleven
(August 5, 2020 at 4:06 am)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: Is it really film at..?

 



  Panic 

  Big Grin

Not at work.

I get copied a lot, because I’m the original.
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#25
RE: Ask Eleven
So how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Jaw Breaker?
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#26
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(August 5, 2020 at 4:38 am)Draconic Aiur Wrote: So how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Jaw Breaker?

Licking?

Sucking vigorously for a while should do it.
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#27
RE: Ask Eleven
(August 5, 2020 at 4:40 am)Eleven Wrote:
(August 5, 2020 at 4:38 am)Draconic Aiur Wrote: So how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Jaw Breaker?

Licking?

Sucking vigorously for a while should do it.

Teeth or no teeth?
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#28
RE: Ask Eleven
Still haven't answered my question.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#29
RE: Ask Eleven
(August 5, 2020 at 6:04 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(August 5, 2020 at 4:40 am)Eleven Wrote: Licking?

Sucking vigorously for a while should do it.

Teeth or no teeth?

Your choice. Wink

(August 5, 2020 at 6:06 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Still haven't answered my question.

Must have missed it?

(August 4, 2020 at 8:42 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Ten?

Consumed to provide me with sustenance.
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#30
RE: Ask Eleven
First of all, i'm sorry if this is considered as "Necro-ing" an old thread
But it doesn't feel right if i just make another one.

So, here goes.
Since in my country, being gay is a Big No-No.
The police even going as far as to caught gay couple in hotels (I guess the police got nothing better to do)
Even though the politician that came up with the laws could make Satan running in shame.
I'm sure there's tons of them here, but they would never come out of the closet.
So, I'm a bit curious about few things.
And I've been meaning to ask you a few questions
Please take no offense and answer only the one you're comfortable with

1. Name a few gay celebrity that you think are damn hot (Zachary Quinto perhaps?)
2. Name a few straight male celebrity that you think is hot
3. There's a saying "It takes one to know one", could you recognize another gay person if you see him from a distance?
4. Which celebrity do you suspect are gay, but denied it
5. Is it true that women would allow you to do sleepover or even let you see her undress if she knew that you're gay?
6. What's your best pickup line?
7. Gay porn or Straight porn?
8. Your thought about Brokeback Mountain
9. Beard or squeaky clean shave?
10. Warrior, Archer, Thief, Mage or a Healer?
11. Pineapple on a pizza?
12. Do you think i'm good looking? (I heard that if a gay is hitting on me, i should be proud)
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