Baby was born.
-Invisible quest line added: Respawn in heaven or hell.

I don't like fake people
Unless they are really convincing
Then, I don't know

What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of $100 US bills?



Boru

My daughter told me this one today:

"Why is religion so predatory?

Because religious people are always preying."

What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?



Boru

My girlfriend surprised me tonight: she dressed up sexy like a police woman, handcuffed me to the bed and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed.

2 minutes later I was released due to lack of evidence.

We've all seen the "no parking" symbol.

A "p" surrounded by a red circle with a red line through it?

Apparently, in Ireland, there are two red stripes.

It means, "No parking, at all, at all!"

An Hispanic woman gave birth to identical twin boys, Amal and Juan.

But she only kept a picture of one in her bag to show friends.

After all, once you've seen Juan...

An Hispanic man returned home after having attended his first baseball game. His family asked him how it was.

‘I found out that Americans are the friendliest people in the world. Everyone in the stadium wanted to make sure I had a good seat. Right before the game started, they all sang out, “Jose, can you see?’

Boru

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?

Boru