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joke time
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'Hedge funds are complaining about losing billions on GameStop, so now would be a good time to invest in whatever company makes the world's tiniest violins.' - Stephen Colbert
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I was assigned male at birth, I identify as male. But - according to the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese box, I'm a family of four.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (January 30, 2021 at 7:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was assigned male at birth, I identify as male. But - according to the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese box, I'm a family of four. I've bought food that says, "family size" on the box. "Yeah, right!"
Dying to live, living to die.
 (January 30, 2021 at 7:55 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(January 30, 2021 at 7:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was assigned male at birth, I identify as male. But - according to the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese box, I'm a family of four. At least they got the single serving size down right with a pound of bacon.... 
 (January 30, 2021 at 7:55 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(January 30, 2021 at 7:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was assigned male at birth, I identify as male. But - according to the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese box, I'm a family of four. I figured I was pregnant with triplets...ALL THE TIME, because I can easily polish off "four servings" of pretty much anything. My family and friends ain't buying it. Might have to do with the fact that I'm a dude...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
I was once kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing 'Danger Zone' five times. Apparently, I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I accidentally swallowed a lot of scrabble tiles.
My next crap could spell disaster!
Dying to live, living to die.
If a banker and a lawyer were both drowning and you could only save one, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (February 1, 2021 at 12:50 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: If a banker and a lawyer were both drowning and you could only save one, would you go to lunch or read the paper? Darth Whiskers is not amused. ![[Image: Et-GRANUXMAEAJl.jpg]](https://i.ibb.co/bj9VW7t/Et-GRANUXMAEAJl.jpg)
Dying to live, living to die.
I now have an epi-pen.
My friend gave it to me as he lay dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
Dying to live, living to die.
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