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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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I doubt Greta would have said that, but I guess one has to mine for "humor" somehow. Th US, and pretty much the rest of the world, do not have enough power generation equipment as it is, and the grid is already running on its last legs.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(June 27, 2021 at 2:40 pm)no one Wrote: [Image: he-just-invited-bob-and-agnes-come-over-...his-240-pm]

I'll betcha Bob and Agnes aren't done talking about it either.
  
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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Guys in the 80s certainly knew how to dress sexy better than they do today.
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Mmmm they certainly did...
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I'd like them to hose me down.
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So, here's something I just found out about: in Archaon, France, there's a statue of Heracles defeating the Nemean Lion put up in commemoration of the Resistance fighters who died there, and it's also a nude. Apparently, a couple times after it was unveiled, they had to reduce the size of his manhood multiple times. And more recently, it's been cut off and stolen a couple times. And, apparently, the town council has been embarassed by having to appear at public events at the statue after it's been emasculated. And, in 2016, they decided on the best solution is, and I'm quoting Wikipedia here (bolded words mine):
Quote:In 2016 it was decided by the council to not replace the penis. Instead a detachable penis was fabricated and it would only be installed during public events held at the statue. The deputy mayor Martine Phellipot was inspired to commission the detachable penis by her medical background. She noted "We chose the option of making a removable prosthesis which is placed on the statue before each ceremony. It’s the only way to avoid constantly chasing after his anatomy"

Naturally, seeing those words, I knew I had to make this picture. Then again, I was a little worried about the content, but, just to be safe, I decided to post this in hide tags on the off chance anyone here's offended by a statue with balls and a gaping hole where his dick used to be:



If the mods see this and think I used an unnecessary degree of caution, just let me know or remove the hide tag yourselves if the two-hour edit window expires.
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So now the question....


Why is there a statue of John Wayne Bobbitt in France????

Huh
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