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My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 4:20 am
If I were to have my own Medieval-style Royal Court, I would place certain members in jobs befitting their skills.
For example..
Me: Empress, Benevolent dictator.
Boru: Chief Astrologer
Iggy: Chief Fool and Village Idiot
AWTY: Chief Executioner
Other positions are open.
Apply below or make your suggestions for jobs for others.
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 4:24 am
Can I suggest a law?
"He who is able to snatch the tiny knife from betwixt the goddess's breasts (and live) shall be king for the day."
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 4:30 am
(August 12, 2021 at 4:24 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: Can I suggest a law?
"He who is able to snatch the tiny knife from betwixt the goddess's breasts (and live) shall be king for the day."
I like it.
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 4:42 am
The Grand Nudger: Overseer Of The Royal Fields
Angrboda: Mistress Of The Cellars
Brian37: Ambassador To Sweden
onlinebiker: Court Fabricator
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 5:57 am
(This post was last modified: August 12, 2021 at 8:26 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
It pleases me that I’ve been chosen as Chief Astrologer. I’ve already got the spangly robes, pointed hat, and scrying glass.
Don’t ask.
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 6:06 am
(August 12, 2021 at 5:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If pleases me that I’ve been chosen as Chief Astrologer. I’ve already got the spangly robes, pointed hat, and scrying glass.
Don’t ask.
Boru
Harry Potter roleplay, right?
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 6:13 am
We're going to court? I wanna be the stenographer. When people tell me to "strike that from the record", secretly, I don't. It's all record. You can't strike it.
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 6:31 am
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(August 12, 2021 at 6:13 am)Ten Wrote: We're going to court? I wanna be the stenographer. When people tell me to "strike that from the record", secretly, I don't. It's all record. You can't strike it.
Royal Chronicler it is.
Just remember that my number one rule is, "Leave no witnesses".
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 6:32 am
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(August 12, 2021 at 6:06 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (August 12, 2021 at 5:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If pleases me that I’ve been chosen as Chief Astrologer. I’ve already got the spangly robes, pointed hat, and scrying glass.
Don’t ask.
Boru
Harry Potter roleplay, right?
'Erecto Patronum' is her favourite spell (probably because it works every time).
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