(September 2, 2021 at 10:32 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Talk about nostalgia
I look at that picture, and I can actually hear the pepperpots.
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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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(September 2, 2021 at 10:32 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Talk about nostalgia I look at that picture, and I can actually hear the pepperpots. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
When I was in the Cosst Guard my last couple years - I was leading 3rd class - and had my own room.
During a room inspection - the Warrant doing the inspection told me I needed to " paint the closet door". (Somebody before me had used tape to put up a poster or two on the door and took off paint when they took their posters when they left.) So - I went down to the hardware store downtown and bought 3 pints of enamel - red, white and blue. Then I sketched out then carefully painted in a Union Jack - scaled to perfectly cover the door in question. To finish it off - I stuck a Triumph motorcycle logo sticker in the center. (My favorite flavor of motorcycle). On the next inspection the Warrant hit the roof - and started making all sorts of threats upon my happiness. When he was done - I said "You said to " paint the door" - you didn' t specify a color. I took initiative." The LT that was in charge (who disliked the Warrant) said "You gave the petty officer an order and he complied. If you want specifics - specify". The Jack stayed up until I left.
(September 3, 2021 at 2:55 pm)no one Wrote: I can so relate to this one. Damn HOA. I wish I had never broken down and bought a house in this freakin' hood.
Why is it so?
~Julius Sumner Miller (September 3, 2021 at 5:58 pm)Spongebob Wrote:(September 3, 2021 at 2:55 pm)no one Wrote: I will NEVER buy a property governed by an HOA. They're a freakin' nightmare.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 4, 2021 at 6:48 am
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