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Someone thought this was intelligent
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Someone thought this was intelligent
A religious nut-job posted this on Facebook. I assume they think these are somehow wise or important words.

God loaned our children to us and I declare that no weapon formed against them shall prosper! I cancel every assignment of the enemy! I plead the Blood of Jesus over them. They shall live and not die and declare the Work of the Lord in the land of the living! They will be successful and will prosper! In the Mighty Name of Jesus!!!
I challenge all Mothers to repost. Our words have power! Let’s pray for our children!
[Image: 1f495.png][Image: 1f495.png] IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME WE PRAY AMEN [Image: 1f64f.png][Image: 1f64f_1f3fd.png][Image: 1f64f.png][Image: 1f64f_1f3fe.png]

Oh, and 27 people "like" this post. The fuck is wrong with humanity. Motherfucking word salad
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The post is meant to get likes, not make sense. It sounds good to a real believer. Who doesn't like kids? Therefore who doesn't like the idea that God protects kids? Believers pray, so who doesn't like the idea of praying for kids?
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For all their intelligence, humans are certainly the most retarded species on the planet.
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#4
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Sounds like normal noises in my neck of the woods.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#5
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Thoughts and prayers.  Because heaven forbid we actually do something besides take the bereaved a casserole.
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Is defaulting on the loan an option?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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(September 29, 2021 at 4:07 pm)Ranjr Wrote: Thoughts and prayers.  Because heaven forbid we actually do something besides take the bereaved a casserole.

That’s a very good poi…wait - what KIND of casserole?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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I still have some people who do the "in Jesus name we pray" stuff on Facebook and I suppose I am supposed to respond with Amen. I just scroll on by with an eyeroll. These aren't people whose minds I am going to change.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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(September 29, 2021 at 3:24 pm)FredTheLobster Wrote: A religious nut-job posted this on Facebook. I assume they think these are somehow wise or important words.

God loaned our children to us and I declare that no weapon formed against them shall prosper! I cancel every assignment of the enemy! I plead the Blood of Jesus over them. They shall live and not die and declare the Work of the Lord in the land of the living! They will be successful and will prosper! In the Mighty Name of Jesus!!!
I challenge all Mothers to repost. Our words have power! Let’s pray for our children!
[Image: 1f495.png][Image: 1f495.png] IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME WE PRAY AMEN [Image: 1f64f.png][Image: 1f64f_1f3fd.png][Image: 1f64f.png][Image: 1f64f_1f3fe.png]

Oh, and 27 people "like" this post. The fuck is wrong with humanity. Motherfucking word salad

Meh, I am old enough to remember when Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson sat side by side after hurricane Katrina and blamed gays and liberals and pro choice advocates for the hurricane. Which is ironic because the hurricane didn't give a fuck about politics and killed anyone unlucky enough.
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That's not what ironic means.
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