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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 24, 2021 at 2:29 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 25, 2021 at 7:11 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 25, 2021 at 9:29 pm
(October 25, 2021 at 7:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: FCl-Jvkg-VIA0-Tn78.png]
And he doesn't even give us a thank you card in return  Dodgy
"Change was inevitable"


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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 25, 2021 at 9:43 pm
(October 25, 2021 at 9:29 pm)Helios Wrote:
(October 25, 2021 at 7:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: FCl-Jvkg-VIA0-Tn78.png]
And he doesn't even give us a thank you card in return  Dodgy

Well, it could be worse. Could be Tom Cruise.  Cool
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 25, 2021 at 10:04 pm
(October 25, 2021 at 9:43 pm)Oldandeasilyconfused Wrote:
(October 25, 2021 at 9:29 pm)Helios Wrote: And he doesn't even give us a thank you card in return  Dodgy

Well, it could be worse. Could be Tom Cruise.  Cool
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 26, 2021 at 12:35 am
(October 25, 2021 at 9:43 pm)Oldandeasilyconfused Wrote:
(October 25, 2021 at 9:29 pm)Helios Wrote: And he doesn't even give us a thank you card in return  Dodgy

Well, it could be worse. Could be Tom Cruise.  Cool

 Speaking of little Tommy Cruise.

It it just me, or does anyone else find the constant full, toothy smile just the teensiest bit inappropriate (IE insincere) and just  a smidge fucking annoying?.

As it turns out,. I quite like Tom as an actor. However, I really liked Interview with a Vampire because I've always thought he's gay***. Liked Collateral because I think it showed glimpses of  his inner hit man.. 

*** before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, that is neither a criticism nor an accusation, but an observation. I may be quite wrong.  For all I know he may be the victim of abuse from the catholic schools and seminary he attended.  Angel
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 27, 2021 at 7:13 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 27, 2021 at 6:50 pm
(October 27, 2021 at 7:13 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: [Image: image.png]

Nah.  EV drivers are smart enough to plan ahead, so they don't run out of power.

I've driven EVs for over twenty years, and have *never* run out of power.  Anybody that runs out of power (or gas, for that matter) is pretty damn stupid, and doesn't deserve to have a driver's license.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 27, 2021 at 7:28 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 28, 2021 at 12:31 am
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He looks tired. He must be on his turd lap! lol
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