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RE: American Presidents.
June 20, 2009 at 5:00 pm
(June 18, 2009 at 8:02 pm)Samson Wrote: When Hell freezes over... ...............Wait.......There is no hell.......Crap!!.... hock:
Oh yes it does ...
Quote:The Physics of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question:
"Is hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell.
Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the volume of hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities.
- If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
- Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then 2 cannot be true, and so hell is exothermic.
The student got the only A.
... see?
Kyu
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RE: American Presidents.
June 21, 2009 at 7:27 am
It is so nice to have an adult in the White House. The GOP and Fox don't know how to deal with that.
Now for the record Obama is what we used to call "Mulatto." That word disappeared faster than "nigger." And to be honest, his ancestors were not slaves, like so many black people in this country. His ancestors were the ones who stayed behind, i.e. the ones who sold black people into slavery.
And I admit it. I am a socialist and I voted for him.
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RE: American Presidents.
June 21, 2009 at 8:04 am
(June 21, 2009 at 7:27 am)LEDO Wrote: It is so nice to have an adult in the White House. The GOP and Fox don't know how to deal with that.
Now for the record Obama is what we used to call "Mulatto." That word disappeared faster than "nigger." And to be honest, his ancestors were not slaves, like so many black people in this country. His ancestors were the ones who stayed behind, i.e. the ones who sold black people into slavery.
And I admit it. I am a socialist and I voted for him.
Nice to have another socialist on the forum!
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RE: American Presidents.
June 21, 2009 at 2:08 pm
(June 20, 2009 at 5:00 pm)Kyuuketsuki Wrote: (June 18, 2009 at 8:02 pm)Samson Wrote: When Hell freezes over..................Wait.......There is no hell.......Crap!!....hock:
Oh yes it does ...
Quote:The Physics of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question:
"Is hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell.
Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the volume of hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities.
- If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
- Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then 2 cannot be true, and so hell is exothermic.
The student got the only A.
... see?
Kyu
Kyu, It's been a long time sense I had last seen that breakdown....I laughed my ass off last time and this one..... Thanks for the reminder....
I'm going to copy and paste this one to a few religious friends of mine.....(That of course have a sense of humor....lol)
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RE: American Presidents.
June 22, 2009 at 2:52 pm
(June 21, 2009 at 2:08 pm)Samson Wrote: Kyu, It's been a long time sense I had last seen that breakdown....I laughed my ass off last time and this one..... Thanks for the reminder....
I'm going to copy and paste this one to a few religious friends of mine.....(That of course have a sense of humor....lol)
Cool but please don't quote such long bits for a relatively small response 
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RE: American Presidents.
June 23, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Quote:Cool but please don't quote such long bits for a relatively small response
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I usually don't quote the entire message...I'll keep that in mind for next time...Just got in to much of a hurry...
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RE: American Presidents.
June 23, 2009 at 8:08 pm
(June 21, 2009 at 7:27 am)LEDO Wrote: And I admit it. I am a socialist. *groans*
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RE: American Presidents.
June 23, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I'm an anti-totalitarian.
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June 25, 2009 at 12:29 pm
(June 23, 2009 at 8:21 pm)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: I'm an anti-totalitarian. Have you ever met someone who is pro-totalitarian?
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RE: American Presidents.
June 25, 2009 at 2:51 pm
(June 25, 2009 at 12:29 pm)Meatball Wrote: (June 23, 2009 at 8:21 pm)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: I'm an anti-totalitarian. Have you ever met someone who is pro-totalitarian?
well, a totalitarian would be pro-totalitarian 
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