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If There Was A HELPFUL God…
February 2, 2024 at 6:25 pm
…who actually delivered when you asked it for stuff, what would you want? Nothing world- changing, just little stuff to make your own life a little better.
For me, it’d be food that never went bad; no more mouldy bread or brown lettuce or black-spotted tomatoes. And not for the cash savings, just the frustration. You get jonesing for a ham sandwich and the bread has started to go that shade of ‘danger green’.
Seems little enough to ask.
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RE: If There Was A HELPFUL God…
February 2, 2024 at 6:29 pm
"food that never went bad" isn't really little stuff.
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RE: If There Was A HELPFUL God…
February 2, 2024 at 6:32 pm
I'd like a do-over on the breast removal thing. A decent god would have been a bit nicer than first not giving me much at all and then taking that away. The replacements and the process of replacement was/is miserable.
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RE: If There Was A HELPFUL God…
February 2, 2024 at 6:32 pm
The prostate of my youth,........... might as well ask for the bladder also.
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RE: If There Was A HELPFUL God…
February 2, 2024 at 8:24 pm
I'd want my mother's health back. A '59 Les Paul and a '67 blackface Bassman would be sweet, too.
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RE: If There Was A HELPFUL God…
February 2, 2024 at 9:17 pm
That mom had a headache that night, or at least to have been stillborn.
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RE: If There Was A HELPFUL God…
February 2, 2024 at 11:31 pm
I'd like my leg fixed. I can live with the arthritis.
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RE: If There Was A HELPFUL God…
February 4, 2024 at 3:11 pm
(This post was last modified: February 4, 2024 at 3:13 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(February 4, 2024 at 3:08 pm)ronedee Wrote: (February 2, 2024 at 6:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: …who actually delivered when you asked it for stuff, what would you want? Nothing world- changing, just little stuff to make your own life a little better.
For me, it’d be food that never went bad; no more mouldy bread or brown lettuce or black-spotted tomatoes. And not for the cash savings, just the frustration. You get jonesing for a ham sandwich and the bread has started to go that shade of ‘danger green’.
Seems little enough to ask.
Boru
How about HELPFUL, as in Life itself.... is that even on the map of gratitude?
But not all gods are credited with creating life. And as to your particular Deity of Choice, why would it make life a misery for so many millions of people? I’m fairly sure that children with bone cancer aren’t overwhelmed with gratitude.
Boru
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