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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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(April 10, 2024 at 4:45 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^Not to be a spoilsport, but the 5th plague didn't kill all the livestock (and God didn't say that it would), and prior to the 7th plague, he instructed the Egyptians to get their remaining animals under shelter so they wouldn't be killed by the storm.

Boru

In the fifth plague, it does say "And on the next day the Lord did so; all the livestock of the Egyptians died." (Exodus 9:6)

Then, in the tenth plague, god kills them again

At midnight, the Lord struck down all the firstborn in Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh, who sat on the throne, to the firstborn of the prisoner, who was in the dungeon, and the firstborn of all the livestock as well. (Exodus 12:29)

The only time animals get a break in the Old Testament is when they are counted as war booty remaining after the humans were slaughtered:

We completely destroyed them, as we had done with Sihon king of Heshbon, destroying every city—men, women and children. But all the livestock and the plunder from their cities we carried off for ourselves. (Deuteronomy 3:6–7)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(April 10, 2024 at 7:08 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(April 10, 2024 at 4:45 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^Not to be a spoilsport, but the 5th plague didn't kill all the livestock (and God didn't say that it would), and prior to the 7th plague, he instructed the Egyptians to get their remaining animals under shelter so they wouldn't be killed by the storm.

Boru

In the fifth plague, it does say "And on the next day the Lord did so; all the livestock of the Egyptians died." (Exodus 9:6)

Then, in the tenth plague, god kills them again

At midnight, the Lord struck down all the firstborn in Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh, who sat on the throne, to the firstborn of the prisoner, who was in the dungeon, and the firstborn of all the livestock as well. (Exodus 12:29)

The only time animals get a break in the Old Testament is when they are counted as war booty remaining after the humans were slaughtered:

We completely destroyed them, as we had done with Sihon king of Heshbon, destroying every city—men, women and children. But all the livestock and the plunder from their cities we carried off for ourselves. (Deuteronomy 3:6–7)

Exodus 9:6 ‘…but not one animal of the Israelis died.’

Exodus 12:29 Clearly, the Egyptian confiscated the livestock left to the Israelis, but God didn’t fall for it. Smile

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
(April 10, 2024 at 7:08 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: In the fifth plague, it does say "And on the next day the Lord did so; all the livestock of the Egyptians died." (Exodus 9:6)

Then, in the tenth plague, god kills them again.

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(March 27, 2024 at 7:19 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: So Catholics are praying to the devil.

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And the orthodox are doing so backwards.
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B. L. Z. Bub just gets a bad rap. It isn't luci's fault godiboi got the PR rep in the divorce. But, luci did the the bithcin' mancave
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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There's a new blasphemous commercial that the Catholic Church is freaking out about, so you know what that means:



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(April 12, 2024 at 12:33 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: There's a new blasphemous commercial that the Catholic Church is freaking out about, so you know what that means:




In Italian, no less.

Bravo!
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