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RE: The Absurd GOP
October 16, 2026 at 7:21 pm
(October 16, 2026 at 2:09 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Katie Zacharia has been fired from her position as White House Press Secretary after four days, breaking the record previously held by Anthony Scaramucci (11 days).
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RE: The Absurd GOP
October 17, 2026 at 2:46 am
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Laura Loomer has thrown her name into the ring to be the next Press Secretary. Oy gevalt.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
October 17, 2026 at 3:07 am
It wouldn't be Spooky Season without a Republican going off the rails about demonic forces.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/des...ee9&ei=160
Quote:A bitter election race in Kansas has taken a bizarre turn after the Republican candidate accused his Democratic rival of using witchcraft.
Ty Masterson, the Republican candidate in the Kansas gubernatorial race, made the accusations against Cindy Holscher after the latter's 20-year-old daughter posted a TikTok video saying she was casting a spell to support her mom.
He added: “Like I said, my opponent, she didn’t even hide it. She talked—they had witch—I mean, they’re doing like witchcraft spells on TikTok so she can win the governorship. I mean, they’re like … it’s like demonic stuff that they’re doing, right? Just in your face that way.”
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RE: The Absurd GOP
Yesterday at 1:38 am
MAGA guy eating his own ear wax
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The Absurd GOP
Yesterday at 4:52 am
Read the room, Kristi.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
Yesterday at 12:02 pm
(Yesterday at 4:52 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Read the room, Kristi.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
11 hours ago
Ted Cruz rants about ‘left-wing transgender witches’ who hate Donald Trump
https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/10/19/t...ald-trump/
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RE: The Absurd GOP
7 hours ago
(11 hours ago)Kitan Etos Wrote: Ted Cruz rants about ‘left-wing transgender witches’ who hate Donald Trump
https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/10/19/t...ald-trump/
Hating Donald Trump is not exclusive to left-wing transgender witches, Ted.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
7 hours ago
The oppo ads write themselves. Just out a picture of his face up on the screen and say “witches yall”.
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