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What Heaven is Like
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RE: What Heaven is Like
June 13, 2012 at 7:34 am
If it turns out that there is a heaven and I get to go, this is what I'll be like.

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RE: What Heaven is Like
June 13, 2012 at 7:55 am
"Heaven" is being able to make a salad out of your own garden!! Big Grin
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RE: What Heaven is Like
June 13, 2012 at 7:57 am
Nah... heaven is having the option of no salad with your steak.
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RE: What Heaven is Like
June 13, 2012 at 8:04 am
(June 13, 2012 at 7:57 am)frankiej Wrote: Nah... heaven is having the option of no salad with your steak.

Not at my table frankiej...you will eat your veggies...with olive oil and garlic salt and herbs... Got the Zen Badger paw of approval Badger
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RE: What Heaven is Like
June 13, 2012 at 8:06 am (This post was last modified: June 13, 2012 at 8:07 am by frankiej.)
I'll eat vegetables, but I just ain't too fond of a salad. I am quite fond of honey glazed parsnips.

But I'm usually all about the meat. Wink
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RE: What Heaven is Like
June 13, 2012 at 8:08 am (This post was last modified: June 13, 2012 at 8:10 am by KichigaiNeko.)
(June 13, 2012 at 8:06 am)frankiej Wrote: I'll eat vegetables, but I just ain't too fond of a salad. I am quite fond of honey glazed parsnips.

But I'm usually all about the meat. Wink

What about honey glazed carrots??

Seriously you would LOVE my salads frankiej. And ALL from my own garden! Big Grin

The MEAT is the important part!! that is what makes the salad so nice!! Tongue
Tonight's menu was... Pork Scotch Fillet (in butter and Garlic salt) With roasted Mini- Potatoes and Garden salad in Olive oil)
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RE: What Heaven is Like
June 13, 2012 at 8:12 am
(June 13, 2012 at 8:08 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: What about honey glazed carrots??

I'd probably be down with that.

Quote:Seriously you would LOVE my salads frankiej. And ALL from my own garden! Big Grin

Tbh, I'll eat anything.

Quote:The MEAT is the important part!! that is what makes the salad so nice!! Tongue
Tonight's menu was... Pork Scotch Fillet (in butter and Garlic salt) With roasted Mini- Potatoes and Garden salad in Olive oil)

Yes, meat is the important part... so important that you could just season it with more meat.
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RE: What Heaven is Like
June 13, 2012 at 8:15 am
(June 13, 2012 at 8:12 am)frankiej Wrote:



Honey, I think you would just LOVE eating at my table. No, I'm not as fancy as SummerQueen et al, but you would be most welcome and sure to enjoy a good meal! Big Grin

With copious amounts of alcohol!! Tongue
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RE: What Heaven is Like
June 13, 2012 at 8:18 am
(June 13, 2012 at 8:15 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: With copious amounts of alcohol!! Tongue

You just sealed the deal with that.
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RE: What Heaven is Like
June 13, 2012 at 8:20 am
(June 13, 2012 at 8:18 am)frankiej Wrote:
(June 13, 2012 at 8:15 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: With copious amounts of alcohol!! Tongue

You just sealed the deal with that.

So when are you coming 'Down Under' ? You would ALWAYS be Welcome Big Grin
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