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Dick Soup?
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Dick Soup?
http://apnews.excite.com/article/2012071...U8181.html

Quote:CANBERRA, Australia (AP) - Authorities have arrested 29 people accused of being part of a cannibal cult in Papua New Guinea's jungle interior and charged them with the murders of seven suspected witch doctors, police said Friday.

Madang Police Commander Anthony Wagambie confirmed a report in The National newspaper that said the cult members allegedly ate their victims' brains raw and made soup from their penises.


I guess....in the long run....it's no stupider than any other religion.
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#2
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Smarter, because their primitive faith at least let they get substantial amount of real proteain and nutrition in return for exposure to brain rotting prions. christianity only gives you some tiny quantity of make belief nutrition in return for far greater certainty of irreversible brain tissue destruction.
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Quote:By eating witch doctors' organs, the cult members believed they would attain supernatural powers and literally become bullet-proof, he said.

That must be one magic recipe.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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Hey, even jesus turned to his disciples and said "Eat me," right?
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#5
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Meh. They were only killing witch doctors. It's not like we need them.
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(July 13, 2012 at 8:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Hey, even jesus turned to his disciples and said "Eat me," right?

He clearly had a gender identity issue.
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#7
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I think he was a homo.

Big Grin
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#8
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I would like him better if he was. More trustworthy than a 30-year-old virgin who claims his father is god.
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(July 13, 2012 at 10:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I think he was a homo.

Big Grin

I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone. ROFLOL

However this is hilarious, I thought the thread sounded kinda interesting, even tasty, until I realized it was really cannibalism. That's just not right. I hope they all get what they deserve. By which of course I mean mind eating worms and a steadily declining mental state. Then again, that shouldn't take long.
"Stop chasing your tail and relax. Jesus is watching you make shit up." Shell B to CliveStaples

(July 21, 2012 at 12:31 am)cato123 Wrote:
(July 21, 2012 at 12:22 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone. ROFLOL

I have a certain distaste for the emoticons, and particularly despise the laughing/rolling dude when used in response to one's own statement, but.....

Holy fuck that was funny! "Nearly naked, body all ripped,....". Oh, fuck me. I'm still laughing but can no longer piss myself since I've emptied the tank.
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(July 21, 2012 at 12:22 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone. ROFLOL

I have a certain distaste for the emoticons, and particularly despise the laughing/rolling dude when used in response to one's own statement, but.....

Holy fuck that was funny! "Nearly naked, body all ripped,....". Oh, fuck me. I'm still laughing but can no longer piss myself since I've emptied the tank.
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