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The bible
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Cor, now you're talking! I think we'd better move this into Area 69!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (August 22, 2012 at 9:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Not to mention that geology has shown that there never was any such flood; in fact, everything that a global flood model predicts should be found is practically 180° the opposite of what actually is found; whereas real geological models are backed by overwhelming mountains (!) of independently overlapping and mutually supporting evidence. Don't you know that the fucking "devil" put that there to fool us? 
Oh, that old rascal! Back in the good old Dennis Wheatley days, he'd be drinking virgins' blood and possessing people in hooded robes to go out and murder babies to steal their souls. Now he's just got far too much time on his hands. Poor old thing, reduced to faking fossils and the geologic column, not to mention all that carbon-dating rubbish. He'll be drinking bottles of cheap cider wrapped in brown paper bags next. I reckon we should start a fundraiser to get him back on his cloven feet again. I've even thought of a title: "Sympathy For The Devil" - I bet that's never been used before!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (August 22, 2012 at 11:55 pm)FallentoReason Wrote: Ah, but you see, with faith the size of a mustard seed you can move mountains. Every piece of godless trash I argue with comes to realize how true it is that my faith can move mountains. By the end of our discussion, they all feel like a mountain of bullshit has been dropped on their heads. Praise!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley: 
Ah, but you see, with faith the size of a mustard seed you can move mountains.
Identify the mountain you are going to move - and do it Send is ALL the video Unless of course YOU have no faith (August 23, 2012 at 2:57 pm)ThomM Wrote: Ah, but you see, with faith the size of a mustard seed you can move mountains. Done! ... What do you mean you don't see it? ... It's right there. I've posted it! ... Well, just have faith that it's there.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
Amazingly and against all probablilty, I just managed to find enough faith in my little shrivelled atheist heart to move Mount Everest and drop it onto the White House lawn. Luckily there was just enough faith to move it back again to where I got it from in the exact same moment in time, so nobody ever noticed. Now all my faith has been used up.
What, doesn't anyone believe me?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Ummm..... No.
Well put.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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