(March 10, 2012 at 7:57 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Rather annoyingly, I probably won't be joining in anytime soon, since I don't actually have anything that might be accepted as ID. It's always been the same with things like new bank accounts or Blockbuster membership. I've never learned to drive so don't have a licence, never had a passport nor any other form of official ID. Actually, I found out when trying to change banks that one acceptable form of ID would have been a gun licence, which struck me as ludicrous since if I had a gun I wouldn't need a bank account.

Simply take a picture of yourself saying "I am Stimbo" - if you are a fair bit older than 18, it will be obvious.

Sorry, I should probably have mentioned that it's all sorted now and I'm able to debauch with the rest of you reprobates in our shiny new private part. Sorry about that. Still, we've both been able to add to our post count which can't be a bad thing.

(March 10, 2012 at 4:06 pm)Shell B Wrote: UK ids are funny.

They're only funny when you look like Rodney Trotter



Wait... have I blown my chances, now?

And now I'm trying to work out what the hell I could use as a form of ID...

I was born in 1969, you fucking whippersnappers... let an old man in.

(September 8, 2012 at 4:46 pm)Red Celt Wrote: Wait... have I blown my chances, now?

And now I'm trying to work out what the hell I could use as a form of ID...

I was born in 1969, you fucking whippersnappers... let an old man in.

old man OMG your making me feel old now.
I was born in 1972 and im about to turn 40 on the 18th.
Sad face im feeling old

Pervs.

(March 10, 2012 at 4:19 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm a '69er myself. And I do feel old.

You're as old as that cougar I married.

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(March 10, 2012 at 6:33 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: That bed sheet is dead sexy!

Hey ya reverend. How the hell are you?

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(March 10, 2012 at 3:55 pm)Tiberius Wrote: We have set up a new "adults only" forum called Area 69, since a lot of you want to post things that minors are not allowed to see. This forum can only be accessed by members of the 18+ usergroup (it will show up blank / deny access to anyone else). The rules regarding pornography and other graphic content do not apply in this forum, though all other rules do.

What a great idea. I'm going to ask my doctor if I'm healthy enough for area 69!

(September 11, 2012 at 8:08 pm)whateverist Wrote:

(March 10, 2012 at 4:19 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm a '69er myself. And I do feel old.

You're as old as that cougar I married.

Yeeeeah, I was born in 1990 so I've got at least twenty more years to live than alot of you. I know right? :-)
Not the advantage it sounds like though. That means I will likely be alive long enough to be one of the hundreds of thousands who will be sent into the gladiator pits for the entertainment of Emperor Cameron. Should I survive I will be forced to breed with a variety of Scousers so that whatever offspring will retain my survival skills but be devoid of any human intellect. They will then be taken in for processing so that they might later form part of the Emperor guard that police the wasteland devastated by nuclear war and shoot the poor on sight. I would then be thrown back into the populace where I would spend the the rest of my days scrabbling for morsels until I succumb to the syphilis that would inevitably have resulted from such revolting unions.

... I've forgotten where I was going with this. My apologies to anyone who is Scouse.
It truly is a fate worse than death.

(September 11, 2012 at 8:08 pm)whateverist Wrote: Hey ya reverend. How the hell are you?

He's not around anymore.

(September 11, 2012 at 8:16 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote:

(September 11, 2012 at 8:08 pm)whateverist Wrote: You're as old as that cougar I married.

Yeeeeah, I was born in 1990 so I've got at least twenty more years to live than alot of you. I know right? :-)

So do you suppose Stimbo meant he was born in 1969. If so, he is a child. My cougar actually is 69 years of age and she still has the ass of a negress goddess. Alas that door is now closed to me. (If only I had gotten the penis reduction surgery.)

I certainly hope you outlive the two of us by at least 20 years. You'll have to bank a helluva lot more than that to keep up though.

Oh, some people really should see Area 69. It gives a little perspective.