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A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
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 RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 15, 2012 at 7:44 pm
(This post was last modified: November 15, 2012 at 7:45 pm by Cyberman.)
(November 15, 2012 at 7:42 pm)festive1 Wrote: We have roundabouts here in DC... Many have stoplights in them... Somehow I think this wasn't the intended purpose of either roundabouts or stoplights. And driving on the left... I'd die my first venture out! Bet you don't have anything like the Magic Roundabout: ![[Image: 250px-Magic_Roundabout_Schild_db.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=upload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F5%2F58%2FMagic_Roundabout_Schild_db.jpg%2F250px-Magic_Roundabout_Schild_db.jpg) (November 15, 2012 at 7:41 pm)Kirbmarc Wrote:Quote:given a taste of British spunk. I said something? 
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 Quote:Bet you don't have anything like the Magic Roundabout That is madness. Or better said NO! THAT IS BRITAIN! 
Heyyyy... I think I've worked out a solution that might just work for all of us.
You guys can have Texas. We'll even throw in the southern states for free. * Jackalope walks away snickering  (November 15, 2012 at 7:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote:I'd die. Hubby wanted me to rent a car and drive when we were in Nairobi (they also drive on the left), my response, "Oh, hell no!" Not to mention that Nairobi suspends compliance of all stoplights after dark due to carjackings...(November 15, 2012 at 7:42 pm)festive1 Wrote: We have roundabouts here in DC... Many have stoplights in them... Somehow I think this wasn't the intended purpose of either roundabouts or stoplights. And driving on the left... I'd die my first venture out! (November 15, 2012 at 7:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote:Umm... I feel obligated to inform you that "spunk" is a slang term for male ejaculate on this side of the pond. So Kirbmarc's reaction is valid.(November 15, 2012 at 7:41 pm)Kirbmarc Wrote: Quote:I feel obligated to inform you that "spunk" is a slang term for male ejaculate on this side of the pond. So Kirbmarc's reaction is valid. It's true. I was a bit immature, but it really made me laugh.  (November 15, 2012 at 7:39 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: P.S. You blokes should be more grateful that we let you keep what's left of your pathetic Empire.What empire? we no longer have one, we have a commonwealth, by no longer a Empire, your the ones with an empire now.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies: Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain 
I once suggested (jokeingly) in a greek kebabshop, that greece (because of it`s current economic situation) should return under turkish rule. I dont know exactly how I made it out there alive.
 (November 15, 2012 at 7:03 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: ![[Image: zqflqg1lu7pb.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www10.pic-upload.de%2F16.11.12%2Fzqflqg1lu7pb.jpg) Get away bitch ! we were there 1st 
"Jesus is like an unpaid babysitter "
R. Gervais (November 15, 2012 at 7:58 pm)Kousbroek Wrote:So, you did not colonise it, we did so:(November 15, 2012 at 7:03 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: ![[Image: Huge_smiley_with_tongue_out.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.calstatela.edu%2Ffaculty%2Fpthomas%2Ffiles%2FHuge_smiley_with_tongue_out.gif)
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies: Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain |
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