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Questions For You Non Believers
RE: Questions For You Non Believers
(November 20, 2012 at 2:27 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Its Marzipan!!!

If that were so then our whole existence would be in the shell of some inner true cakieness.
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RE: Questions For You Non Believers
(November 20, 2012 at 2:34 pm)jonb Wrote:
(November 20, 2012 at 2:27 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Its Marzipan!!!

If that were so then our whole existence would be in the shell of some inner true cakieness.

NOW YOU'VE GOT IT!!!



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Questions For You Non Believers
On further reflection, it seems the cake is a pie. Specifically apple.

(November 20, 2012 at 2:34 pm)jonb Wrote:
(November 20, 2012 at 2:27 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Its Marzipan!!!

If that were so then our whole existence would be in the shell of some inner true cakieness.

But is there life on Marzipan?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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What about pie crusts? I have to make one of those in a couple of days, and they never turn out right Undecided I guess I am not worthy of the pastry-god.
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(November 20, 2012 at 2:39 pm)festive1 Wrote: What about pie crusts? I have to make one of those in a couple of days, and they never turn out right Undecided I guess I am not worthy of the pastry-god.

You must truly accept His Sugary Holiness in your heart to start making good pastry Big Grin
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RE: Questions For You Non Believers
Depends how many digits of pie you use, I think. You'll never get it perfect because the pie goes on forever.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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I WANT to!!! Something must be holding me back...
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(November 20, 2012 at 2:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote: On further reflection, it seems the cake is a pie. Specifically apple.

Blasphemer, You make the Cake gods angry
[Image: Angry-Coffee-Cake.jpg]
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Argh! This pie are scared!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Questions For You Non Believers
(November 20, 2012 at 2:43 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Argh! This pie are scared!

No no no, it's pi are squared!
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