Was it really necessary to kill all forty-two kids? To trot out one of my favourite lines again, an opportunity I always relish, wouldn't that be teaching them a lesson they'll never remember? If people had to die that day, surely it would have been better to slaughter 'only' a few of them, perhaps only those within the bears' reach, then the survivors would get the message not to mock bald blokes as well as being in a more fit condition to actually tell other people about it?
Actually, what were those kids doing standing around anyway while two sodding great bears were killing their friends? Admittedly I have no real experience of the killing speed of even one murderously ramped-up bear, but I have a feeling that if I were somewhere on the fringes of a forty-two-strong crowd being ravaged by death in ursine form, I might just be tempted to, y'know, run away, rather than just stand there going "Ooh look, bears!"
Actually, what were those kids doing standing around anyway while two sodding great bears were killing their friends? Admittedly I have no real experience of the killing speed of even one murderously ramped-up bear, but I have a feeling that if I were somewhere on the fringes of a forty-two-strong crowd being ravaged by death in ursine form, I might just be tempted to, y'know, run away, rather than just stand there going "Ooh look, bears!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
