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Man Builds Noah's Ark
#11
RE: Man Builds Noah's Ark
This ark has a function of being transported over internal waters, and not every river is large enough for a full scale ark.

He is working on a full scale one, that will cross the channel to the Olympic games in the UK in 2012.
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#12
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Ohhh... must be a tiny river : / This thing could ride on down the Kenai River (for the most part) Tongue
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#13
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If you ever been to the zoo or the circus with just a few animals imagine the ark. If it were true Noah and his family would have died from the stench alone lol.
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#14
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Lol, the ark of course would not have house 2 of every genus... let alone of every specie Smile It might have been able to fit all the animals the goat herders were familiar with... but ultimately the whole thing is stupid.
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#15
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Blasphemy Sae !! The word of the Lord states clearly:
Genesis 6:19,20

19.And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female.
20.Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.

But then I might be wrong fr0d0 should know a little more about what the bible means with that very mysterious word "all" included in the text.
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#16
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It's a deluge myth... it doesn't have to be rational Tongue
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#17
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The entire bible is a myth and does not have to be rational. Just believe it, receive it, and it's yours hallelujah !! Somebody praise him!! Lmao
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#18
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It was even more animals.

"Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female."
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#19
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And isn't "The male and his female" a perfect example of why women have been terribly oppressed for so long? Wink
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#20
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I even alludes that animals are monogamous. Big Grin
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