(May 29, 2013 at 7:53 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I lift my balls every time I stand up. Does that count?

Were you in that episode of South Park?

Which one? The one where they gave themselves testicle cancer or the one where Butters had balls on his chin?

(May 29, 2013 at 7:58 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Which one? The one where they gave themselves testicle cancer or the one where Butters had balls on his chin?

The former.
I like how you need clarification before you answer. Were you in either episode? Lol

One of them may have been loosely based upon me, yes...

I did joke with my wife, however, that if getting a weed prescription was as easy as sticking my balls in the microwave, I'd have done it by now.

Lawl!

Now that I think of it. I remember the football worldchampionship 2006 in Germany.

I remember all the fans from all the countries celebrating together and having fun.
And then there were the England fans, a bunch of pathetic drunk morons, incompetent of using words syllables. Rampaging through cities whilest bullying, threatening and actualy beating up others who were simply having fun. Smashing up bars and threatening everyone. Whilest singing things like:

"I would rather be a Paki than a Kraut"

And the most suprising thing thing was how this bunch of morons which some may consider to be "antiestablishment" looked up and worshiped a brainless upperclass rich fucks who did nothing else but kicked a ball arround. Displaying similar pathetic behavior through stumbling arround the most expensive shops and places while drunk. All whilest being unquestionably worshiped by the bunch of drunkards I described previously.

When first seeing it I thought that this is probably what medieval European societies looked like. And that the UK simply liked that kind of social order too much to give it up.

It formed the way I thought of english people, for quite some time and maybe even until today.

English football fans are sub-human arseholes. I don't know how any of them have jobs. Absolutely vile people.

(May 29, 2013 at 9:52 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: English football fans are sub-human arseholes. I don't know how any of them have jobs. Absolutely vile people.

You can't imagine how happy that makes me to here we don't have every single sub-human asshole right here in the U.S.. We're sure above average in that regard.

(May 29, 2013 at 9:26 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Now that I think of it. I remember the football worldchampionship 2006 in Germany.

I remember all the fans from all the countries celebrating together and having fun.
And then there were the England fans, a bunch of pathetic drunk morons, incompetent of using words syllables. Rampaging through cities whilest bullying, threatening and actualy beating up others who were simply having fun. Smashing up bars and threatening everyone. Whilest singing things like:

"I would rather be a Paki than a Kraut"

And the most suprising thing thing was how this bunch of morons which some may consider to be "antiestablishment" looked up and worshiped a brainless upperclass rich fucks who did nothing else but kicked a ball arround. Displaying similar pathetic behavior through stumbling arround the most expensive shops and places while drunk. All whilest being unquestionably worshiped by the bunch of drunkards I described previously.

When first seeing it I thought that this is probably what medieval European societies looked like. And that the UK simply liked that kind of social order too much to give it up.

It formed the way I thought of english people, for quite some time and maybe even until today.

lol..

I am British, and would never condone that behaviour.

So some of us are bad, this means all of us are?

(May 28, 2013 at 2:11 pm)Faith No More Wrote:

Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:That's different.

How so?

Bananas are made out of wood. They're WITCHES. That's why.