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Jesus is ______.
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#71
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 6:06 pm
...the nickname of my cock, because it's a nine inch nail.

(And even if I'm making that up, it's still makes sense.)
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#72
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 6:21 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 5:57 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is the Good Shepherd
What, exactly are you implying?

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#73
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 6:33 pm
Jesus is playing poker with Jimmy Hoffa, D.B. Cooper, and Sasquatch.
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#74
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 7:25 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 2:08 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is grace.

Fairly sure that was Debra Messing
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#75
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 7:37 pm
Jesus is determined.
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#76
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 7:47 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 7:37 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is determined.

Jesus is a fish with the head of Alan Rickman.

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#77
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 8:09 pm (This post was last modified: November 11, 2013 at 8:10 pm by Lion IRC.)
Jesus is the Good Samaritan.
...who offers help to the beaten, bruised, and the depressed and the disillusioned of humanity lying on the side of that "Road to Jericho" we call Life.
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#78
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 8:10 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 8:09 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is the Good Samaritan.
...who offers help to the beaten, bruised, and the depressed and the disillusioned of humanity lying on the side of that "Road to Jericho" we call Life.

Jesus is wearing Doc Scratch cosplay.

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RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 8:12 pm
laughing...
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#80
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 8:33 pm
Jesus is the answer to everything.
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