Quote: He can't give you enough of an account of what this 'god' is supposed to be so that we could know it if we experienced it.
His god could be a good morning dump!
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Why is Christianity false and Atheism true?
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 His god could be a good morning dump! 
It's the end of the month and we're wheelin' and dealin' in the best gods money can buy! Bad credit? No problem! Baby eatin' sinner deserving of roasting in Hell for ever and ever? Have I got just the god for you! Now with low, low, LOW payments you just have to see to believe!
I think savedwheat is the beta version of Apologetica BOT 1.61 -- still single line responses, but occasionally two sentences per line! Same old bullshit and repetition of failed arguments and logical fallacies though. Just wait until Apologetica BOT 2.x appears. Then, you atheists smarty pants will have met your match! Sample: "If evilution is true and we came from Monkeys, how cums there is still Monkeys?!?". Can't hardly wait for the next major release!   (December 23, 2013 at 5:32 am)savedwheat Wrote: The characteristics of God are that He always existed being uncreated and that He created the universe. He eh so god has a schlong! Overall this is an unsatisfying definition of a god. This could just as easily be a description of a mindless force or dimension which in no way seems to be godly. Like deciding to call a doughnut god and saying you have proved god because here is a doughnut...(holds up imaginary doughnut.) You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
When it gets so absurd you'd think even they would get it but .. no.
 (December 23, 2013 at 12:51 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Like deciding to call a doughnut god and saying you have proved god because here is a doughnut...(holds up imaginary doughnut.) Well, they are holey.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(December 23, 2013 at 12:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote: He can't give you enough of an account of what this 'god' is supposed to be so that we could know it if we experienced it. Or as Col Ingersoll put it, "Many people think they have religion when they are troubled with dyspepsia."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(December 23, 2013 at 1:03 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(December 23, 2013 at 12:51 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Like deciding to call a doughnut god and saying you have proved god because here is a doughnut...(holds up imaginary doughnut.) Blasphemer! The doughnut is indeed holy. You spoof what you do not understand. The doughnut is perfect precisely because it embodies both being and nothingness, especially the maple frosted ones.  (December 23, 2013 at 1:03 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(December 23, 2013 at 12:51 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Like deciding to call a doughnut god and saying you have proved god because here is a doughnut...(holds up imaginary doughnut.) Open your window Stimbo. You may be able to hear the groans from there 
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code 
Hang on I can envisage the perfect Doughnut, a doughnut that created the universe. Existence is a faculty of being perfect so the Doughnut exists.
Hail the doughnut! |
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