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what is a god?
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RE: what is a god?
February 6, 2014 at 10:30 am
(This post was last modified: February 6, 2014 at 10:30 am by EvolutionKills.)
(February 6, 2014 at 9:50 am)truthBtold Wrote:(February 6, 2014 at 9:47 am)EvolutionKills Wrote: God is a half eaten block of 3 month out-of-date creme cheese inside my refrigerator, behind the orange juice and right next to the strawberry jam; his name is Bob. Good question, let me go check. Be right back... (February 6, 2014 at 4:00 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:(January 10, 2014 at 4:02 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I'm sorry, I found this interesting, but fell asleep half way through due to the narrator. Could you summarize? RE: what is a god?
February 6, 2014 at 4:19 pm
(This post was last modified: February 6, 2014 at 4:21 pm by Ryantology.)
God is two things:
1: A facsimile of an answer for questions that either currently have none or are invalid. 2: An invention designed to prop up unsupportable opinions by fortifying them with authority that can't be questioned or scrutinized in any way. (February 6, 2014 at 9:50 am)truthBtold Wrote:(February 6, 2014 at 9:47 am)EvolutionKills Wrote: God is a half eaten block of 3 month out-of-date creme cheese inside my refrigerator, behind the orange juice and right next to the strawberry jam; his name is Bob. So I checked, and it turns out the answer is 'yes'. However during my visit to the fridge I was also informed by Bob that he no longer wishes to use that name and from hereafter shall be referred to a 'Herbet'.
Great question. Einstein used the word God a lot, but he meant it more like a deist I think. I'd have liked to hear how he defined God.
God is whatever people want him to be.. when I am about to drop a load, I say ooooh god!!!! And there he is floating in the porcelain goddess!!!!! Ahhhhhhh!
I am God. Bacon is me. Praise Saint Bacon for eternity.
Sausages are my disciples and melons my slaves. Lust is my spirit and beer my parade. Eat me and I shall come unto you, and everyone says, "Amen."
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked "Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
God sounds delicious.
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