(February 6, 2014 at 9:47 am)EvolutionKills Wrote: God is a half eaten block of 3 month out-of-date creme cheese inside my refrigerator, behind the orange juice and right next to the strawberry jam; his name is Bob.

I agree but when hes in there does the light come on when u open the door??

(February 6, 2014 at 9:50 am)truthBtold Wrote:

(February 6, 2014 at 9:47 am)EvolutionKills Wrote: God is a half eaten block of 3 month out-of-date creme cheese inside my refrigerator, behind the orange juice and right next to the strawberry jam; his name is Bob.

I agree but when hes in there does the light come on when u open the door??

Good question, let me go check. Be right back...

(February 6, 2014 at 4:00 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:

(January 10, 2014 at 4:02 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:

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I found his thoughts interesting I didn't agree with all them but I will pick up most the books he suggested

I'm sorry, I found this interesting, but fell asleep half way through due to the narrator. Could you summarize?

(February 4, 2014 at 5:05 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: I'm surprised none of the local widlife has stepped up to this question

I'm not.

God is two things:

1: A facsimile of an answer for questions that either currently have none or are invalid.
2: An invention designed to prop up unsupportable opinions by fortifying them with authority that can't be questioned or scrutinized in any way.

(February 6, 2014 at 9:50 am)truthBtold Wrote:

(February 6, 2014 at 9:47 am)EvolutionKills Wrote: God is a half eaten block of 3 month out-of-date creme cheese inside my refrigerator, behind the orange juice and right next to the strawberry jam; his name is Bob.

I agree but when hes in there does the light come on when u open the door??

So I checked, and it turns out the answer is 'yes'. However during my visit to the fridge I was also informed by Bob that he no longer wishes to use that name and from hereafter shall be referred to a 'Herbet'.

Great question. Einstein used the word God a lot, but he meant it more like a deist I think. I'd have liked to hear how he defined God.

God is whatever people want him to be.. when I am about to drop a load, I say ooooh god!!!! And there he is floating in the porcelain goddess!!!!! Ahhhhhhh!

I am God. Bacon is me. Praise Saint Bacon for eternity.

Sausages are my disciples and melons my slaves. Lust is my spirit and beer my parade.

Eat me and I shall come unto you, and everyone says, "Amen."

God sounds delicious.