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RE: An unorthodox belief in God.
June 8, 2014 at 7:41 pm
(June 8, 2014 at 7:12 pm)mickiel Wrote: jesus was baptized in the river Jordan, we still have that river
he prayed in the garden of gethsemede, we still have that garden
he was marched through the Damascus gate on his way to being killed, we have that gate
he was killed on the skull mountain, we have that mountain
he was buried in two possible graves, we have them both
he was slapped by a priest, we have that priest bones
a black man helped him carry his cross, we have the bone box of that black man
he taught in Jerusalem, that city is still there
all of this and more is confirmed in history; nothing about spiderman is recorded in history.
Nothing about Jesus is recorded in history apart from in your bible. And what the fuck are you talking about? Have you not read the spiderman comics? Not only that, but spiderman is also mentioned in both 'The Avengers' and 'X-men', how can you not see that he is real?
(June 8, 2014 at 7:12 pm)mickiel Wrote: I don't think you understand the difference between reality and spiderman.
Are you fucking kidding me? Are you honestly this stupid? Am I going to have to spell it out for you?
Spiderman prevented doctor Connors from turning everyone in NewYork city into lizard people. New York exists, there are no lizard people in NewYork, therefore spiderman exists.
I'm using the exact same logic you are, I'm just applying it to a different fictional character.
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'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House
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RE: An unorthodox belief in God.
June 8, 2014 at 7:44 pm
(This post was last modified: June 8, 2014 at 7:44 pm by Cyberman.)
Ok, Mickie, now I know you're a Poe. If only you weren't trying too hard, I'd never have spotted you. The key to Poe humour is subtlety.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: An unorthodox belief in God.
June 8, 2014 at 7:46 pm
(June 8, 2014 at 7:16 pm)mickiel Wrote: (June 8, 2014 at 7:13 pm)Beccs Wrote: Perhaps he's really saying boobs are proof of god . . .
Females are proof of god; one of his finest creations in my view.
(June 8, 2014 at 5:47 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: I've tried, but he simply ignores every single thing I say. Typical christer tactic when they can't counter your arguments.
I do try and respond to everyone; sorry.
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What is your personal concept of God? If you don't follow any religion you're free to have your own.
[/quote Wrote:My personal concept of god is that he exist, is the power behind all energy, he designed all things and maintains them, and he brought humans into being to be with him, after we first live in flesh and confusion, suffer and die. It is because of god that suffering exist, theism and atheism exist, good and evil exist; he wanted us all to experience all this, and we all are predestined to be with him in his world, whether we want that or not, nothing can stop it; its the reason we exist; there will be no choice.
I view god as dominant, an absolute ruler, he always gets his way, he is not democratic , he is loving, gentle, longsuffering, kind, his anger does not last, he is VERY forgiving and patient, and it is because of him that humans do not believe in him; he has hide himself from them, AND, he allowed the perversion of religion, he wanted that to happen.
He is giving humanity a serious bath in ourselves, and we all we know what ruling ourselves has led to.
There is gods way, and nothingelse! We are just living out the plan of god. And its absolutely nothing we can do about it.
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If the human body was designed the designer needs to be sacked. He's incompetent.
Also, comparing a biological mechanism with a non organic one fails on multiple levels.
The human body is a marvel in design, its stunning and incredible!
The only " fail" my comparrisons ; is that people just fail to comprehend them.
You obviously haven't studied biology in detail. THere are so many flaws in the "design" that I have to wonder what the designer was smoking?
We comprehend them just fine. Once again, comparing a biological organism to a non organic item is, frankly, ridiculous and the "blind watchmaker" fallacy has been debunked thoroughly.
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RE: An unorthodox belief in God.
June 8, 2014 at 7:48 pm
(This post was last modified: June 8, 2014 at 7:49 pm by mickiel.)
(June 8, 2014 at 7:41 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: (June 8, 2014 at 7:12 pm)mickiel Wrote: jesus was baptized in the river Jordan, we still have that river
he prayed in the garden of gethsemede, we still have that garden
he was marched through the Damascus gate on his way to being killed, we have that gate
he was killed on the skull mountain, we have that mountain
he was buried in two possible graves, we have them both
he was slapped by a priest, we have that priest bones
a black man helped him carry his cross, we have the bone box of that black man
he taught in Jerusalem, that city is still there
all of this and more is confirmed in history; nothing about spiderman is recorded in history.
Nothing about Jesus is recorded in history apart from in your bible. And what the fuck are you talking about? Have you not read the spiderman comics? Not only that, but spiderman is also mentioned in both 'The Avengers' and 'X-men', how can you not see that he is real?
He is recorded in the Toledot Yeshu.
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(June 8, 2014 at 7:12 pm)mickiel Wrote: I don't think you understand the difference between reality and spiderman.
Are you fucking kidding me? Are you honestly this stupid? Am I going to have to spell it out for you?
Spiderman prevented doctor Connors from turning everyone in NewYork city into lizard people. New York exists, there are no lizard people in NewYork, therefore spiderman exists.
I'm using the exact same logic you are, I'm just applying it to a different fictional character.
If you would have said Conan Mags, I may have given you a point.
(June 8, 2014 at 7:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ok, Mickie, now I know you're a Poe. If only you weren't trying too hard, I'd never have spotted you. The key to Poe humour is subtlety.
I am not trying, I am talking.
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An unorthodox belief in God.
June 8, 2014 at 7:53 pm
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(June 8, 2014 at 7:03 pm)One Above All Wrote: (June 8, 2014 at 5:54 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote:
Mind if I use that image elsewhere (not on this forum, though)?
Please do. They're mostly used for creationist Facebook trolls anyway.
(June 8, 2014 at 7:12 pm)mickiel Wrote: (June 8, 2014 at 5:10 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: I don't think you actually understood what I said. Maybe if I repeat it and you actually read it this time, you may understand.
Spiderman lives in NewYork.
NewYork is a real place.
Does spiderman exist?
jesus was baptized in the river Jordan, we still have that river
he prayed in the garden of gethsemede, we still have that garden
he was marched through the Damascus gate on his way to being killed, we have that gate
he was killed on the skull mountain, we have that mountain
he was buried in two possible graves, we have them both
he was slapped by a priest, we have that priest bones
a black man helped him carry his cross, we have the bone box of that black man
he taught in Jerusalem, that city is still there
all of this and more is confirmed in history; nothing about spiderman is recorded in history.
I don't think you understand the difference between reality and spiderman.
So you are a Christian troll.
Thanks for clearing that up.
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RE: An unorthodox belief in God.
June 8, 2014 at 7:56 pm
(June 8, 2014 at 7:48 pm)mickiel Wrote: I am not trying, I am talking.
You are talking bollocks.
Easily demolishable bollocks, as well. It's verging on an insult to the intelligence.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: An unorthodox belief in God.
June 8, 2014 at 7:58 pm
(This post was last modified: June 8, 2014 at 8:00 pm by mickiel.)
(June 8, 2014 at 7:53 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: (June 8, 2014 at 7:03 pm)One Above All Wrote: Mind if I use that image elsewhere (not on this forum, though)?
Please do. They're mostly used for creationist Facebook trolls anyway.
(June 8, 2014 at 7:12 pm)mickiel Wrote: jesus was baptized in the river Jordan, we still have that river
he prayed in the garden of gethsemede, we still have that garden
he was marched through the Damascus gate on his way to being killed, we have that gate
he was killed on the skull mountain, we have that mountain
he was buried in two possible graves, we have them both
he was slapped by a priest, we have that priest bones
a black man helped him carry his cross, we have the bone box of that black man
he taught in Jerusalem, that city is still there
all of this and more is confirmed in history; nothing about spiderman is recorded in history.
I don't think you understand the difference between reality and spiderman.
So you are a Christian troll.
Thanks for clearing that up.
I am not christian, ( why do you capitolize Christian?) , I am not a troll, and I am not atheist.
Which means I am free!
(June 8, 2014 at 7:56 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (June 8, 2014 at 7:48 pm)mickiel Wrote: I am not trying, I am talking.
You are talking bollocks.
Easily demolishable bollocks, as well. It's verging on an insult to the intelligence.
Thank you.
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RE: An unorthodox belief in God.
June 8, 2014 at 8:09 pm
Don't mention it. 
No seriously, don't.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: An unorthodox belief in God.
June 8, 2014 at 8:15 pm
(June 8, 2014 at 8:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Don't mention it.
No seriously, don't.
I won't. Any other requests?
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RE: An unorthodox belief in God.
June 8, 2014 at 8:19 pm
(June 8, 2014 at 7:14 pm)mickiel Wrote: A bowel movement is proof of god This I could believe.
(June 8, 2014 at 7:16 pm)mickiel Wrote: I do try and respond to everyone; sorry.
Liar. I've had three or four HUGE, hard to miss posts in this thread. You've ignored them all.
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