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Why knocking is dangerous.

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Why knocking is dangerous.
Losty Offline
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RE: Why knocking is dangerous.
August 20, 2014 at 1:07 pm (This post was last modified: August 20, 2014 at 1:29 pm by Losty.)
(August 20, 2014 at 12:54 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(August 19, 2014 at 2:26 pm)Losty Wrote: What do you think happened next? Hershel got up and shot Fred in the face.
The moral? DON'T INTERRUPT HERSCHEL DURING A MARATHON WANKING SESSION. Poor Fred had to leave town in shame, because everyone called him "Bukkake Fred" after that.

Lmfao ROFLOL
(August 20, 2014 at 12:32 pm)oukoida Wrote:
(August 20, 2014 at 6:49 am)Losty Wrote: ROFLOL

Shrek is love
Shriek is life

Vosur just read that to me the night before last. It was so creepy and wrong but still funny for some unknown reason.

Oh, and while we are at it: http://xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus
These people sure like knocking!


Credit to the people in this thread

OMFG I never thought if be so happy to say this.....

God is love
God is life

ROFLOL

You must be rep'd for this!
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RE: Why knocking is dangerous.
August 21, 2014 at 4:44 am (This post was last modified: August 21, 2014 at 4:47 am by Lucanus.)
(August 20, 2014 at 1:07 pm)Losty Wrote:
(August 20, 2014 at 12:32 pm)oukoida Wrote: Oh, and while we are at it: http://xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus
These people sure like knocking!


Credit to the people in this thread

OMFG I never thought if be so happy to say this.....

God is love
God is life

ROFLOL

You must be rep'd for this!

Besides, didn't Jesus deliver to those people who knocked? Don't they have spiritual proof of Jesus's holy cock? It's a perfect reason for converting! Tongue

(Thanks for the rep, dear Big Grin)
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Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

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