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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 2:58 pm
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 3:12 pm
Four more days left guys.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 3:23 pm
(September 21, 2014 at 3:12 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Four more days left guys.
I'm still on holiday then so I'll make sure I lurk here to hear the excuses . . .
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 3:27 pm
(September 21, 2014 at 3:23 pm)Beccs Wrote: (September 21, 2014 at 3:12 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Four more days left guys.
I'm still on holiday then so I'll make sure I lurk here to hear the excuses . . . My money is on a simple out with an... "Oops! I misplaced a decimal."
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 3:43 pm
Biblically there is precedent for a Departure.
Enoch walked with God and God took him, it was said of him that he believed God that his body would not see corruption (death).
He took a step one day and was gone.
During the time of ancient Israel, Elijah was in constant conflict with the wicked queen and her wimp husband Ahab.
He finally had enough.
He said to God- take my life!
Elijah was told to anoint Elisha in his stead.
Elijah cheated the undertaker, just as Enoch did before the flood.
He went UP.
Now we are in the New Covenant, and what some call the end of the Church age.
A Departure is due.
Not one person but one body - a body of believers.
Now, the two names of Elijah and Elisha are similar because of this-
Elisha requested a double portion and he got it.
This is a prophetic picture of the Double Portion coming on those (yeah- some, if not all, of you guys) who are here after we leave.
You are going to need it.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 3:52 pm
You still haven't attempted to establish why we ought to take anything in your magic book seriously. That's why everyone is latching onto the one testable thing you've offered.
Incidentally, are you going to do as one guy did, back in 1999 (iirc), when he locked up and abandoned his house, car and everything he owned because he wasn't going to need them after the so-called Millennium?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 3:59 pm
(September 21, 2014 at 2:45 pm)ShaMan Wrote: I'm supposed to be meeting with my wife's pastor on that day. Should I expect to find his office empty, and if so, can I have his desk?
This has a whole different meaning if you dyslexicly read pastor's wife like I did. ;-)
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 4:38 pm
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(September 21, 2014 at 3:43 pm)professor Wrote: Biblically there is precedent for a Departure. Yes, lets talk about all the things that have "biblical precedent".....lol
Quote:Enoch walked with God and God took him, it was said of him that he believed God that his body would not see corruption (death).
He took a step one day and was gone.
No, he didn't, on either count.
Quote:During the time of ancient Israel, Elijah was in constant conflict with the wicked queen and her wimp husband Ahab.
He finally had enough.
He said to God- take my life!
Elijah was told to anoint Elisha in his stead.
Elijah cheated the undertaker, just as Enoch did before the flood.
He went UP.
Again, no - and also: there was no flood.
Quote:Now we are in the New Covenant, and what some call the end of the Church age.
A Departure is due.
Not one person but one body - a body of believers.
-if yall would be so kind as to hurry the fuck up, kthxbai.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 5:50 pm
Thanks for the concern Stimbo.
On the 27th, if still here, I will continue working every day, just like now (man I have a lot of vac. days left), bike riding, cutting grass, and then winter prep come November.
Western NY isn't exactly California.
But earthquakes are super rare, no scorpions, rattlers, hurricanes, tornadoes, fire ants,etc.
Maybe put a roof on the old garage.
As I say about markets- timing is everything.
And of course, fulfill my commitment to donate and depart AF.
I based this post on indicator convergence, if wrong, I will eat the whole crow- feathers and all.
I have not thrown in the towel prematurely- patience is a learned virtue.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 5:53 pm
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